Stressful day. The redbull issue seems to have been resolved. Working with the girls all day. They are signing tomorrow night at the kickoff party. When I called to confirm their call time the woman said ” oh they can just walk around.” no I flew them here to perform. ” ok we will figure it out.” I find it interesting since they calked and asked if the girls could perform.
I have to just find peace and calm down!

Last night I get two calls in rapid succession. First from Lee ” lil, Kevin forgot to get drivers to pick up the redbull products from the new Orleans bar. I worked so hard on that sponsor!” then second call from Kevin ” I am so upset that Lee spoke to me in that tone. He actually thinks ge is the only one working on this Hoka hey challenge!” this went on for hours. My response to them was instead of fighting figure out a resolution. Today I just got another email from Lee about how onoonr is helping him figure this out. ” we have a guy who is a terminal manager for Fedex. Fucking call him! “

Just landed in key west. Of course one of the girls missed her flight so I have to scramble to replace her! A ton of shit going on in Coyote land
Lauderdale bar is really struggling. I told them to stop paying for the police detail because it is so expensive. I receive an email about how the local board flipped when our lawyer said we needed to pull the detail. But in his letter he cries like a baby ” there are three other bars on our block who don’t have details and they aren’t in any troube!” ok dumb ass lawyer. Those bars don’t fucking call up the board to ask permission hence no one complains. Really fucking stupid!!

Running around like crazy! Getting Jackson ready for sleep away camp and getting ready for the Hoka Hey Motorcycle challenge. I surprised Trey with a custom paint job on his bike. He knew I was going to put Coyote Ugly on the tank. What he didn’t know was that I had his battalion and marine regiment numbers put on his bike as well. I am a great girlfriend!! OK I am ready to win!!!

Hot damn to Nashville during Fanfare and Austin during Rot Rally! So nice to see those numbers! I hope the girls made money as well. Last night I went into the new Orleans bar. The loyal girls are overworked. Same girls always working. The lack of energy was apparent. They were just going through the motions last night. We need 3 new superstars and jazz and Marianna need to take a couple weeks off to recharge their batteries.
Vegas: ” I am in the process of patenting a new toilet bowl seat.” ” I have a napkin that turns into a coozie. But it doesn’t keep the beer cold.” two days of those kinds of people. I looked forward to my Vegas trip for weeks. I knew I had meetings scheduled during the days but I was excited to gamble and have fun at night. The first night I was excited to go to dinner in my new Dolce and Gabana dress reduced from $1100 to $300. Well I was having a great time with lee when the manager of the restaurant bumped into me knocking red wine all over my dress. The guy wasn’t even apologetic . I finished dinner and ran to my room to make sure the dress got dry cleaned. Hence lousy first night. Second night I had a migraine and canceled all my night plans. So that’s it. All work no play! One week till Hoka Hey

If you always wanted to go to Vegas but never had the money, this is the perfect time! I have been coming to Vegas for about 15 years and have never seen deals like this. $49 room at Hard Rock. I heard if you go off the strip you can get deals as low as $19 a night. The businesses out here are hurting. Makes me very proud that we were told multiple times how well Coyote is doing here in comparison to other places! We rock!

Lee and I at our booth at the International Licensing Convention! Come and visit us ! Hola Las Vegas

I went to Pensacola yesterday. The beaches were beautiful and still opened . I didn’t see any oil and the EPA tested the water and said it was fine. Now the interesting part. Trey and I were sitting in our beach chairs just talking. A woman probably 8 months pregnant parked herself with her friends next to us. I would out her somewhere in her 30s. Once she was seated she got herself a cigarette and lit up. Trey and I watched her in disgust. I said to him ” $10 bet that she opens up a beer for herself “. Well about 15 minutes later she opened up a beer for herself while she was On her 3rd cigarette. That is what white trash is. She then started throwing up and she said to her friend ” I wonder if that’s because I got stoned last night?” Trey just kept saying to me ” littlin’ do not say anything. Honey look at her ! Even 8 months pregnant she would kick your ass. That girl has been rode hard and put up wet!” regardless I can’t stoo thinking about it. That’s one big reason I believe in abortion. Poor baby, his or her life is over before it begins!

This weekend is my high school reunion. I am not going but was thinking about seeing all my friends wondering who’s doing what? Divorces? Affairs? Plastic surgery? Then I started thinking about my boob job and it dawned on me, ” what if I am the only one who had plastic surgery” ? So many scenarios running through my head. I would have to wear a full astronauts suit to cover the tattoos!

It was the local Alderman not the landlord who stopped into the bar!

Also possible Milwaukee landlord stopped into the New Orleans bar. His words were ” sleazy” Now he is upset about us. The New Orleans bar isn’t sleazy, its a Dive Biker bar. That bar was my 2nd Coyote and I had no money!! The bars that came after that are like the Taj Mahal. Every bar getting nicer with more artwork and cooler features. I really take offence to the word sleazy. Dive Yes, sleazy no. Thank god he didn’t walk into the NY bar. In the dictionary under the word dive ( not verb) is a picture of the NY bar. Thats what I could afford and those are my roots.

What a stressful day! Got into it a bit with Jeff. I feel like everyday there is a new issue in Nashville. God I hope Fanfare is good cause since the flood the numbers are at about 50%. Its been an all day plethora of problems!! Late this afternoon I took Jackson and his friend to see Shrek and get sushi. ( which was delicious at Kyoto in New Orleans). I came home to emails from Judith and Lee about images for our September 26th National Hair Charity Event. I had spoken to Lee awhile back wanting to do a cool ad that had good looking short haired women. Well today he sent a picture of this freaky half nude girl. Judith was very kind and said ” Lee I don’t think I can use those pictures to send to the children’s groups.” I agreed but also said ” the girl you picked out is freaky looking anyway.
Really cant anything be easy today? BY the way , my main computer died and I am now using a ten year old laptop cause my son is on my real laptop. When I type there is a delay with every letter. Urgh!!!

Like clock work I just received the biannual call from my mother . ” Lilianita I have been trying to order stuff from your website but it never comes!” ” Mom how many years are you going to carry on this Charade? We both know that you never tried to order anything off the website!” ” Lilianita, its just so hard to figure out how to order it on my computer.” ” Mom what do you want?” ” Two calendars”
Now the second part of the charade. ” Thank you so much Lilianita. Where should I send the money for the calendars?” ” Mom really , come on!” ” Lilianita I only have $20 so can I give it to you in installments?” ” Mom cut it out, just send Jackson a card.”