Tommy just received a letter from homeland security. He has 5 options how he will address this civil matter for carrying the nun chucks for the corporate photo shoot !lol unbelievable .
Just had a meeting with two dads that want to give their sons a ” present” . The present being a Coyote license agreement. ” jeff why the fuck did you set up this meeting? You are kidding me” . The reality was tat the sons were nice capable men but the dad just blew it for them

When I got home tonight something seemed weird. A few things seemed out of place . Lights on that I don’t normally turn on etc. I put the alarm on and checked the house. No one is here. My dogs aren’t even acting strange so it seems to be clear. But what just completely freaked me out is that when I went to the bathroom the end of the toilet paper was creased and folded like a hotel. Now I am in my house totally freaked out