Beto and Lizzie called me out for the ice bucket challenge. Kevin called out Jackson. So Saturday we will do it.
Heading to Vegas tomorrow for their big 21 year promotion. What happens in Vegas stays in vegas baby!!All this healthiness in San Diego and I am ready for a little naughty. Hitting Vegas like a freight train!!

Robin Williams and Lauren Bacall. Two legends RIP.
On a happy note. I think we are very close to securing our manager’s seminar in Cancun! This company is outstanding!

Ha I thought I came in 3rd from last on the swim portion of the Chula Vista Challenge but I actually beat 13 people! It’s a small victory but a victory all the same. Kevin and Judy came into town. We went to Temecula and hit the wineries like a pub crawl on Friday night. Saturday was rough. And today Kevin and I did the Chula Vista challenge as a relay team. I did the swim, he did the bike, then we both did the run. By the time we started running we were dead last as a relay team so we ran, chatted, walked. LOL Doesn’t inspire competitive spirit when you don’t see anyone left on the course.
A lot going on in Coyote Ugly world.

The heavens opened up and just sent me a great gift. Thanks Tommy!!

” Mac the SD staff is awesome. They are 98% great. They need some work on bartending. 1. Taking multiple orders at the same time. 2. Being better at inspiring female customers to dance. But really they are awesome.” Later I said to Chantel ” he heard nothing but the negative . If he was listening at all”. I think he has a huge man crush on Daniel and won’t listen to anyone else. That’s alright, I only started the company and have been in the business 25 years. ” Daniel, use your bromance with Mac to tell him to listen.”
I am still tired from that damn triathlon.
OMG Mac just called and said ” If you told me to take shit and spread it on the wall cause it looks good, I would do that.”

Chantel , Mac, and I are doing the Camp Pendelton Semper Triathlon. Mac’s only goal is to beat me . ” dude I can barely swim , I am afraid of riding the bike , and I am a slow runner. I will mock you if you don’t beat me.”

Big week this week. San Diego girls are our guinea pigs for a few new dances. Chantel arrived today to start working with them. Heading there in the next hour.
A few months ago we did a charity event for a former employee and raised a lot of money to go towards her cancer treatment. Last week I found out that she never showed up for the charity event at our Austin bar and never picked up the money. Today Daniel suggested we call MD Anderson and try to pay her bill directly. Not sure how we find out her medical bill situation? The money was raised with the intent to help with a series of cancer treatments for her. It is coming to a point where the money will get donated to someone else in need if she does not step forward. Honestly, I just don’t get it? 1. Was it a false claim? 2. Is pride or shame stopping her from coming in? ( so many people love her) Again, I don’t get it.

$239 for a fucking ticket!! I pulled over in front of Samurai Pie to pick up Jackson from work. In 2 seconds flat a cop came a wrote me a ticket. This is what the ticket that just came in the mail states: I am in violation of 22400A. I just looked up the violation and this is the definition;

22400. (a) No person shall drive upon a highway at such a slow
speed as to impede or block the normal and reasonable movement of
traffic unless the reduced speed is necessary for safe operation,
because of a grade, or in compliance with law.
No person shall bring a vehicle to a complete stop upon a highway
so as to impede or block the normal and reasonable movement of
traffic unless the stop is necessary for safe operation or in
compliance with law.
(b) Whenever the Department of Transportation determines on the
basis of an engineering and traffic survey that slow speeds on any
part of a state highway consistently impede the normal and reasonable
movement of traffic, the department may determine and declare a
minimum speed limit below which no person shall drive a vehicle,
except when necessary for safe operation or in compliance with law,
when appropriate signs giving notice thereof are erected along the
part of the highway for which a minimum speed limit is established.
Subdivision (b) of this section shall apply only to vehicles
subject to registration.

What is the definition of a ” highway” ? I may fight this. Bullshit. No idea how the bars did. Wished San Diego did better during comicon but we really did our normal numbers. I was expecting mardi gras numbers.

Last night I took Jackson and his friend to a punk rock concert. NoFX. and we saw Slightly Stoopid as well. Really fun night. Unfortunately this morning I woke up and did a sprint triathlon. I swear they think I am a special olympics kid. While they are whizzing by me on their bikes I keep hearing ” You’re doing great. Keep going.” It’s like the chant volunteers use for children. Oh god I sucked today!!!IMG_3652.MOV

10 year anniversary was a success. The girls were on fire . Marsha did an incredible job getting everything together. She runs a tight ship! Bam she’s good. Chantel really had the girls on point with the dances. Just a great night. I finally wore my electric blue sequined skin tight dress. Just a great evening.

Had a scare with my mom during the day. The nurses at her assisted living home thought she had had a stroke but after blood work and scans were done the doctor said it is severe pneumonia . The doctor said when you get older the body shuts down functions to preserve energy to fight the infections. Her garbled speech and body weakness was a result of that process. Aging is so hard on the body and the soul .

Some man just told me that I was as hot as ” Fish Grease”. That’s pretty damn hot. I am going to use that all the time now.
Tomorrow I am heading to San Antonio for the 10 year anniversary. Marsha has set up a spa resort day for her, Chantel, and myself. Holla!!! Christhian and Lizzie have been working on a new dance for me. Very difficult to do it via video versus being in one room together. But the chorus looks awesome. It should end up great!!

Bam San Diego, San Antonio , and Denver! I love waking up on a Wednesday and seeing those numbers.
A few months ago I bought a Sunnto Triathlon watch. I use the heart rate monitor when I do the treadmill, elliptical, kinetic bike trainer. ( can’t figure out how to get the watch to log in miles with indoor machines) . I also track my runs and swim with the watch . A few weeks ago I realized that when I plug it into my computer it creates a public site that people can view. I have 5 followers. I decided to look at what my followers are doing as their workouts. Oh god, these people do full iron mans as a pre breakfast workout. It’s embarrassing. My goal is to find the regular people and start following them. ( 1 guy has run 700 miles in the day 30 days. F insane)

Well only took a half a Baileys and coffee and a half of a Moscow Mule to get me through the photoshoot . Thanks to jenn and Nicole , super star Coyotes from the Vegas bar and NYNY for putting so much effort and love into the brand. “Lil I need you to dance around and have fun”. “mr. Photographer I am in my bra and this corset is too tight. How about we stick with straight face , I look skinny pose”.

MyNY Hotel and Casino have asked myself and two of the Vegas Coyotes to pose for pictures for their upcoming reopening promoting Coyote Ugly turning 21. They brought in makeup and hair, ok I am already getting nervous , I took some vodka bottles from the mini bar. Urgh. I am great on tv but definitely nervous with still shots . Today’s mantra ” I created an internationally famous brand . Own it and bat my eyelashes ! Bam

This is how I spent my day , getting the dog out of animal control. She escaped yesterday and I received a call today . Cages are cages but this ASPCA Humane Soceity looks like a hotel resort. I was expecting a ghetto trailer park. ” how is Bonnie ?” Their answer ” Old”. Yeah thanks .