So I am in SD. Wednesday night the girls start arriving for the 2015 Calendar shoot. I am scrambling trying to get our makeup artist different images for certain looks. I goggled Freckled face natural model . As I am scrolling down the images I see a freckled faced girl having anal sex. That was followed by a freckled faced girl giving a blow job. All the images and I did not find one great image of a natural looking fair haired freckled bikini model.
I did find these incredible Carl Junior Burger ads.

This puts life in perspective. http://www.kansascity.com/2014/04/09/4947148/father-girl-befriended-by-hoops.html

I spent more hours today with my partners trying to come up with a name for a new concept we are opening. 4 relatively bright people and not one great name. In fact some of the truly horrible suggestions came from me. Back to the drawing board tomorrow.

This is hysterical: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/04/07/bridget-moynahan-coyote-ugly_n_5107338.html

Denver anniversary was awesome. They hired a wrestling company ( yes they had their own insurance) to do a 2 hour show at the bar. Pinky was actually in the skit. It was awesome!! ( Of course I didn’t see it because I missed my first flight and showed up late. I can’t tell you how many people loved it!!!
Busy day

I am an idiot. I switched bags and left my purse at home. Missed first flight . Now I am on Frontier. I will get there just a but late. DENVER here I come!

Lizzie: ” Lil I sent you a video of “TNT ” on the denver girls tell me if we are doing it right?”
Me: ” No your not.”
Lizzie ” Is it right now?”
Me: “No”
Lizzie: ” Now?”
Me. ” No . But lets talk about something important. I know you love makeup and beauty type stuff. I need you to remind me every few days NOT To pluck my eyebrows because I threaded them today and not only are they different shapes but they are way too thin.”
Lizzie : ” Ok can we talk about the dance now?”

Today I received this picture from Lizzie.
Thank God for San Diego, San Antonio, and NY last night! Headed to Denver tomorrow!

Can you please order a new pizza counter with food warmer? I get a ton of compliments on the Samurai Pie pizza but the display looks awful. I probably get just as many emails talking about how bad the pizza display looks.
Today has been ” deal with all the crap” day. I am getting fined , by the day, in Park City . They claim I received a certified letter stating the fines. I never did. I am considering suing this agency cause they have me accruing fines everyday in the amount of $200. It can’t be legal. So I had to deal with that. The notary. Fed Ex. Blah blah blah.
Jackson was home sick yesterday so we had a nice day together. Eating and watching Breaking Bad and the Walking Dead. Is it horrible but I enjoy when he’s sick and I get to baby him.
So and So quit, So and so got fired. When is break time? How long is break time? Should he get fired for not showing up for a week? Should she get fired for not ringing in a spill? Where are the good stories? ” Lil, she got fired for having oral sex with another girl in the rest room and it wasn’t her break.” or ” she got fired because she was in jail for domestic violence and didn’t get her shift covered.” Those were some good stories. My personal life is so boring I would love to tell some stories. ” I didn’t get fired but I met a guy and fucked him in the bathroom.” Those were the days but it included pool tables and kegs. What happened? When did my life get so boring?

I’ve died and gone to heaven. A membership to public/private bathrooms! Genius. I have always had a slight fear of going in and using public bathrooms. That’s why I do applaud the New Orleans airport for having sanitary seats in their women’s room. ( My understanding is the the men’s rooms aren’t as nice). I just read about this company that has beautiful restrooms. You pay an annual fee to use these. http://www.poshstowandgo.com
Back to business. Bars rocked last night except for NYC. Really just when we are about to drop a lot of money on a new floor and bar the bar starts sucking! Come on!
A lot of coals in different frying pans. Tonight meeting Chantel at Mr. John’s Steakhouse to finalize Calendar shoot arrangements. Believe me it’s not that easy. And thank god Chantel is organized.

Nashville rocked this weekend!!! They gave the other bars a whipping.
Out of all our triathlon team only one boxer did the whole sprint triathlon. Congrats Rheinard. Chantel and I both opted out of the swim. ( Believe me the mental bashing I have been giving myself , I should of just manned up.) Ronald got in the water and thought that he was going to sink in his wetsuit so he turned around and didn’t complete the swim. Jaime got super tired quickly and turned around and didn’t complete the swim. Rheinard did it!!! He took a 15 minute transition break after the swim.lol At the end he said he was completely drained. Swimming is hard!! What a learning experience

Woke up today to 3 texts. The first 2 texts were from Chantel and our friend Al about the fecal report in Lake Pontchratrain. After heavy rains yesterday it is now exceptionally high. Then the next text were these pictures of the Kenner Boxers that I am sponsoring tomorrow. I am guessing they didn’t read the fecal report this morning! LOL

After a year, we finally got to start looking through the Tough Mudder videos. Hilarious. Jess is hysterical in her interviews. ( plus she looks really great on camera.) I can’t wait to post some of these. ” Kevin how have you trained for this tough mudder?” ” I eat 3 pizzas a day and 16 marines for breakfast.” Classic
F jello wrestling. Jeff screwed us for our big jello wrestling night in Denver. So today we came up with ways to still make it fun. Damn Jeff. But Lee, Pinky and I have some really great ideas. Good times!
I am totally freaking out about this triathlon. It poured all day today and the lake temperature went down even further. It’s going to be as cold as the Escape from Alcatraz Triathlon. Fuck, my wetsuit is sleeveless. Other then the Arctic Enema in the Tough Mudders, which last a total of 30 seconds, I have never been in water for such a long swim that’s below 66 degrees. They are predicting 55 degree water temp. My ex-husband said ” fake an injury”. I can’t !!! I signed Chantel up and I sponsored 3 boxers from the Kenner Boxing Club to do the Sprint triathlon. I can’t be the wuss that backs out! Damn

Who knew two sets of mediocre genes could create such a smart human? Well my son always impresses me with his intellect. He was accepted into a private school in SD. The school called and seems to really want him. They said he’s in a group they call ” The High Flyers”. Well low and behold the truth about how much he dislikes his current school is coming out and he has asked to go to public school when we move. He is concerned that while in another city it will be the same conservative demographic of kids. We are very lucky to be able to put him in private school. But I see his unhappiness at his current school so I am now leaning toward public when we move. Parenting is never easy.
Sunday is the big olympic distance triathlon. Chantel and I are starting to freak a bit. Last year when we did the Big easy Sprint triathlon in New Orleans , the lake registered at 78 degrees. Yesterday the lake’s water temperature was 58 degrees. OH god I am petrified. Yesterday was lesson in changing a bike tire. Perhaps having the glass of wine while watching wasn’t the brightest idea.
CALENDAR girls all picked!! Bam

Is the Ny bar a historical artifact? Today we had the anniversary and Kevin said we were demolishing the bar for reconstruction . I called my exhusband ” we have to find storage for the actual NY bar”

Bars doing well. Memphis and OKC higher Wednesday numbers then usual. Excellent. I have got nothing new today. Chantel is in NY training the girls. A lot of new girls. Yesterday Chantel said ” Oh the NY girls are easy.” Today she wrote ” Damn I have my work cut out for me.” Lol

Work, taxes, p&l’s . Work, taxes, P&l’s Every day flows to the next. I need to go back to the 21 days of gratitude.
OK today I am grateful for Dr. Ky’s daughter. Dr. Ky is my new age chiropractor. And his daughter is an acupuncturist at his practice. Today I went for acupuncture. I don’t know if it worked but she put me on this table called the Soqi table. You lay under infrared thermal light while your ankles lie on this massager. The massager shakes your ankles vigorously. This inturn makes most of your body shake. I don’t know why I loved this machine but I did. The light is supposed to help with detox and the shaking motion revitalizes your CHI. Thanks Dr Ky’s daughter!
This is my week of wellness. I went to a doctor yesterday who specializes in vascular conditions. They had found a couple of veins that had valves that were refluxing ( blood flowing backwards) . So I needed an ultrasound. Before I went for the ultrasound I needed to fill out a questionnaire . Primarily normal questions until the last page. How often do you go tanning? How frequently do you go tanning? Do you go spray tanning? What kind of spray tanning facility do you go to? I just didn’t answer these questions. The receptionist stood up and asked me in a very loud voice all these questions since I didn’t fill this section in. I swear I felt like I was being grilled by the police. She drilled me until finally I said ” OK I got a spray tan a year ago for my friend’s wedding and I looked orange so I have never gone back.” She then sat down and said ” really you never go tanning?” ” No. Isn’t it bad for you?” Weird.
After this questioning I received the ultrasound and they found some issues. The nurse sat down with me to go over the vein ablation procedure and verify that insurance pays for it. I then asked her ” Is there something I should change in my lifestyle to help prevent this? Should I lessen my running? The doctor said that birth control pills are a factor, should I switch to an alternate birth control method? Should I be worrying about my nutrition? The look on this woman’s face was of complete shock. I said “ma’am if this is a disease , how can I help maintain my heath?” DUMBFOUNDED the nurse said this, ” Miss Lil, People come here for cosmetic reasons and if they find real insufficiencies in the veins then they are happy because its paid for by insurance and not out of pocket. No one has ever come here for their actual health .”