You are Fucking kidding me? ” Miss Lovell I think you need to get tested for parasites.”

Nothing like giving a sample of “you know what” to feel old!! SO SO GROSS. It never felt gross when I did it for my dogs.  Last week was the ” I am staring at 50, and things look grim” , feeling.

“How often did you eat sushi in Japan?” Everyday. Was it the blow fish?

The bars did great this weekend. My god Nashville is hitting it out of the park on weekends. Shout out to memphis, great month so far.  I am supposed to be heading there this weekend. Life is a little hectic right now!

Worms, possible torn tendon in my ankle. Jackson is home sick. What’s next? I am still on course for the “Thong ready”  birthday party  at the end of September .

I did receive some good news. Supposedly my blood work is one of the healthiest that my doctor has ever seen. OK so why do I feel like crap? Oh thats right , worms! ( possibly )

Great day at the Nashville bar . Took 7 hours but we nailed two new dance routines .

Last night a sad night in Austin . Memorial service for Jes . RIP, you will never be forgotten .

Project ” Thong on Birthday ” is under way. I am so close ! Bars doing well. Last week in one day we had a Coyote give birth, a Coyote get married, and unfortunately a Coyote pass away. Cycle of life. We are a big family . It definitely effects all of us.

I am heading to Nashville tomorrow. Exciting. Working new dance routines, meeting with the managers. Should be a very productive trip. Justin met with a potential licensee from India. How fun. I am ready for a new challenge.

RIP Jes. One of those people who lit up a room when she walked in . A little less laughter in the world today .

Nice friendly bet going between Nashville and San Antonio. It revolves around end of the year gross numbers. I will take both Lizzie( gm Nashville)  and Marsha ( GM San Antonio) to a yoga retreat.  The fun part of the bet is that the losing bar has to have the whole staff do a choreographed number to Beck’s song Loser and post it on Youtube. Marsha just sent Lizzie a text ” Lizzie you better start practicing”. I am laughing hysterically. According to last month’s numbers I think Marsha might need to break out her dancing shoes LOL.  All in good fun. Marsha is very competitive.  No doubt next week I get an email from Jeff ” Is it appropriate for the San Antonio bar to be putting old used broken stuff on eBay to increase revenue?”

Fun week last week . Lee and I headed  to New Orleans to check out a possible restaurant site . Ran into many great friends as Jazzfest was in town .

This week sampling new menu in San Diego . Life is good!

Jackson worked the late shift last night at his new job . The boss handed him a key and said ” close the shop tonight “. No procedure given either verbally or written . Jackson had no clue what closing involved .  Lol. Sink or swim .

He didn’t get home from work till 11 pm. I had bar jobs like that . But I had enough experience to know what was expected . This job will be part of his life’s story.

” Sorry my Russian licensees that I totally sucked at the hiring ad for the Russian bars.” In my defence , I had a piss poor cameraman . Don’t use friends who drink to film video clips.

Hot damn Nashville, San Antonio and low and behold San Diego having a great weekend. Mano a mano. Nashville is edging San Antonio out on gross numbers but San Antonio is netting better. It will be a nail biter which bar does better by the end of the year.  The two Moscow locations, Kazan , and Cardiff are killing it!! Go team.

I would like to highly recommend a new show called Brockmire. So funny. Hank Azaria is at his best !

Fighting Fifty! My new motto . About two weeks ago I noticed that I have a new wrinkle that is close to my mouth. Fine , who cares ? It’s  a wrinkle . But when I drink red wine , I get a purple mark in this wrinkle . I am disgusted . I wanted to age gracefully . My body is on point . I am a feminist . I want to be emotionally cool with my body maturing . That all sounds nice but now the fight is on . I will not give up red wine and I will not walk around with a purple line around my mouth . I am still in my forties but this will break me . ” ok Doc , fix this . I don’t give a F*** what you have to use to fill this line ! “. I will fight fifty with all my might !

Some Psycho has written me and accused me of hacking his accounts. Lee and I were laughing this morning ” DUDE I don’t even know how to tag people on Facebook. ” I am sitting here laughing at the absurdity of this. . I am currently locked out of my son’s high school parent portal . I wish I had some hacking skills just to see my son’s grades.

San Diego revamping the menu. Excited to taste test the new additions. Nashville started the water dance back up! Exciting . Honestly the bars are doing great. Only a few right now causing some issues. I will take that!

Within 24 hours my son wrote his resume and got a new job.  Chip off the old block. Good for him.

Heading to Denver for anniversary party . A group of us are going to sushi tonight . I haven’t eaten sushi with Lizzie since Tokyo . Tomorrow morning 5k with some of the crew . Hopefully Lizzie purchased us some costumes . Annuversary party starts at 2 pm , Sunday . A full two days  Exciting !  Tomorrow’s run won’t be a slam dunk . Last time I ran at altitude I lasted  about a mile .

Denver is such a great city . Plus the Denver bar  had a great night last night !

I would like to microchip the managers. A company in Sweden is microchipping their employees. AFTER Saturday’s visit to the San Diego bar I would love to do this.

www.yahoo.com/finance/news/cyborgs-employees-getting-implanted-microchips-125759240.html

I want to improve the microchip. The managers walk near the bathrooms and they are either subtly influenced into cleaning or  they get  shocked  into cleaning .  Everytime I email or text they answer immediately. It’s been two days since the ” WHY THE F CAN”T YOU HAVE TOILET PAPER IN THE RESTROOMS?:’ event and I am still upset .

I am not mad at the Nashville bar. They are rocking. And from what I hear the new AM , Mike B is a freak about a clean bar. ” Mike you may be visiting San Diego if this shit doesn’t change.”

CRUNCH. Fuck I just hit a wall with the side of my car ! FUCK. My sister made me feel better . ” last week I was backing out of the garage and hit my husband’s car . Damaging mine and his . ”  thanks Bellinda . That made me feel better .

A company that runs together has fun together! Signed up Pinky, Tommy, Lizzie, Kevin and myself for a 5 k next week outside of Denver!

Some woman went into the Nashville bar pretending she knew me. My understanding from the manager’s log was she was first a supposed acquaintance of mine then as the night progressed she was my secret corporate employee . ” Lil will want to know what’s going on!”  Low and behold they didn’t buy her story and she eventually got kicked out. Of course she found me on Facebook . I woke up to FB messages and pictures of the Nashville bathrooms.  Her early messages were ” I create fashion lines for woman. Then she wrote  ” and I do tile as well”.  I wish my boyfriend had these talents. Fashion designer and tile layer. Versatile. Michael wrote something in the log. I sent Lizzie and Michael  a text  ” Really?  I secretly hired someone in corporate to design clothes and fix the bathrooms?” Have you seen the NY bathrooms lately?

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/morning-mix/wp/2017/03/28/woman-who-enhanced-butts-with-glue-and-cement-gets-10-years-for-manslaughter/?utm_term=.1566d7f27a3a

Injected cement and Chalking for a butt Implant. With all the white house craziness , this article jumped out at me.

Waking up with HR issues isn’t the positive way to start the day I was hoping

Nashville is just crushing numbers ! Excellent . Runblings at the Fort Worth bar . Bar is doing very well but definitely hiccups . Tommy and Chantel will visit .

1. With Jackson on our latest college trip .  Carleton college
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