Just got off the phone with Marsha. We were hysterical laughing . Not for something that was actually funny but because our company could of had the worst day ever yesterday. Painful. Oklahoma was the worst, followed by Milwaukee. I couldn’t believe that Nashville was at the bottom of the list as well. Thank god for Key West, San Antonio, and NY!
Landing in Key West in a couple of hours. Trying to reconfigure the merch store.
Having a bad hair day but damn my butt looks good in these pants!

Woke up happy. Going to go to bed tired and beat down. Rough work day today. And every bar is doing shitty. ” stop buying presents on line and start supporting your local bars. Memories are made with drinks and friends at Coyote Ugly”
That’s good.
The NY bar is in fucking chaos. Key West is getting a new management team. The Russians are having their own issues. Daniel sounded beat down today. I asked how his vacation was he said ” Lil my phone was ringing all day every day. I haven’t had a day off in months.”
” Daniel you are the Director of Operations now . If you want time off then Tommy and I can field the calls.” It’s hard to let go. It was hard for me. But you have to see the bigger picture sometimes. Regardless I felt bad for him.
Heading to Key West tomorrow. Go Team!

So Daniel and I both downloaded an app that keeps track of all the bars numbers in real time. Every night between 1-4 am it keeps on beeping. Every void, every comp! I have tried to switch the settings but it keeps coming back on. Then the one time it worked I started getting NFL notifications from another app. It’s driving me nuts. ( but I have noticed that New Orleans seems to have the most voids. Katie ?)
I need a regular alarm clock so that I can turn the phone off completely.
Ok so a friend of mine is sporting a full 6 pack. Damn ! So I called a trainer today. I said to him ” your motivation is biggest loser turns into GI Jane” . He nicely said that I wasn’t heavy. ” I know I am not heavy but those heavy people run marathons and I am topping out between 2-3 miles” . Tomorrow is my first day. My friend who recommended him said that she has to take pictures of everything she eats and send it to him. Lol maybe I should get Kevin on the plan. Ever since I told him I would sponsor him to do an Iron Man he has become a fat ass.

” Miss the woman in the next table would like you to stop cursing”
But it’s football. My team just got an interception .
” miss the woman is complaining again about you.”
But I didn’t curse. I cheered! My team scored
At the airport bar watching the Saints game. I am about to get kicked out. I can’t believe this. All my years going to bars and in front of the kids I am going to get kicked out . So I just texted Chantel and said aloud to Jackson. ” excuse me son if I curse during fucking football “

Momo, Wolf, Magic, Tonto, Baby T. No idea their actual birth names. lol I have always found it endearing when the staff has nicknames. Unfortunately Magic did not work any magic in Nashville cause the numbers sucked. Every bar sucked this weekend. New Orleans , in comparison to normal Saturdays, did alright but still nothing special .
Going to go hiking today then head back to New Orleans. The Key West AM opened the bar late yesterday. ” oh I know about it! Daniel called yesterday.” Can’t tell you how much that pisses me off!
Ok peace and tranquility. Let me refresh in the serene atmosphere of the mountains .

Key West was the only bar that did well yesterday. Ok new day today. Very quiet week. It’s almost creepy. I know it’s a holiday week but when I don’t hear from Jeff, Lee, or Daniel I feel like the apocalypse is upon us.
Going to make a surprise visit next week to one of the bars. Which one shall it be? I am taking an inventory of last year’s New Years resolutions. 1 of them hasn’t come true . Not for lack of trying so I need to approach it in a different way. Business can be tricky. Bull by the horns as they say.
Jackson’s old school asked me to come back and choreograph something new for the Lego league Challenge. Last year they did win Judges’ favorite after I Helped them. Lol

Taking Jackson and Gabe to Park City. ” yo brocacho “. I prefer to be called mom, mommy, or momma. I will even take Dude over brochacho. Plus Brochacho is masculine so perhaps Muchacha or Brachacha.
I give thanks to my friends, family, and staff. We are heading for our best year ever and our team is pretty darn awesome.
Going to refocus this weekend.

Bam just locked in a mortgage for 2.6. That’s crazy! So excited
Chantel issued Daniel an invitation to learn the dances and then get videoed. Part of me would love it and then part of me would be annoyed if he was any good.
I don’t think Marsha has made Daniel do the YouTube video yet. If I recall, Nashville beat the Austin numbers and he was supposed to give a speech about how much of a loser he was. Lol

New day! I was feeling better until I opened the managers logs. Thank god for San Antonio because most of the bars stunk last night. Even Key West has been slow.
I think I want to try cross fit . Going to look into it

Some real soul searching going on tonight. Some scary things happening at my house tonight. Finally called my son and his dad to come over. ( pretty cool that my son is big enough and confident enough to protect me). I realized tonight that the ex boyfriend was never there even when we were dating. He called today and I finally got it ” dude you never cared, ever. Delete my number.” Regardless I deleted his. I need to change some things in my life. I am going to wake up tomorrow as someone new.

Damn Kevin! I got a mailed toll ticket from when he was driving through Florida. Don’t think we can fight it since the pictures have the Coyote truck and trailer going through the booth. Lol
I was invited to a friends house to watch the game. Her and her male friend invited me to a Latin dance club afterwards. I was the third wheel at first then I had a flurry of men asking me to dance. I really got good at salsa and meringue last night.( not sure which is which ) I was a dancing machine. Fun

I was a little irked at a couple of our managers this morning. I told Jackson and his friend Gabe about a stupid mistake they made. That just got the morning conversation going.
Gabe ” I get called retard and little shit at school
Jackson ” yes we get called tards and turds”
Jackson said that the other day this girl pushed another girl in class. His teacher said ” I know why you pushed her because I want to push her too but you just can’t do that.”
I have been laughing so hard !

I was told by my son’s friends that all the ” Emo Girls” are attracted to Jackson. I am guessing Emo is a goth/punk type girl. He’s got long hair and he’s artsy. Kind of makes sense. I told him ” dude, I love your long hair but by having it you are definitely going to attract a certain type. Unless we move to California” .
Lee is manning our booth at a trade show in Calgary. I got a text from him. ” this show is dead and out of the 10 people who have actually come to our booth 6 of them had limps.” A bit of a strange demographic. Lol

Don’t get two Latin sisters together when their mother is crazy. It went from ” I can’t believe mom did that .” To ” remember when we were little mom did….” Definitely a bitch fest.
San Antonio crushing all the bars last night. Key West second. Denver third. Good Wednesday for all the bars.
I got nothing

The beauty about traveling for work is that you frequently get upgraded. About 2-3 months ago I moved from a Delta gold skymiles member to platinum elite! I am on my flight, using the on board Internet . Chilling with a Blue moon beer!
Last night I sent some friends emails asking for pictures from the early years of the NY bar. So far I have received about 10 pictures. But out of those 10 pictures, 6 of them have people drinking Pabst in cans. I think Pabst needs to sponsor the 20 year anniversary party! Ok I will work on that. Going to Park City, Utah. Great day.