The beauty of packing for a bike rally. Jeans and Tshirts ! No high heels nothing fancy. Easy.
My son got back his scores from the ERB’s ( annual standerized test). The apple doesn’t fall far from the tree. He scored very high in every category except for Writing Mechanics. Writing mechanics is spelling, when to capitalize letters, and punctuation . If he scored poorly and he is very intelligent I can only imagine I would score even lower. Lol

Nashville and Austin revving up for Fanfare and Rot Rally! Awesome let’s make it happen. I will be in Austin tomorrow night!

Reggie one of the barbacks from Tampa is fighting with a Coyote logo . Go Reggie check it out.
Here is XFC’s official website.  The event Reggie is headlining is XFC18: Music City Mayhem. 

I am outraged! The Vatican is appalled by american nuns condoning masturbation and homosexuality. Those darn nuns are heathens. I have never masterbated in my life and we all know those darm homosexuals are satans spawns. ( yes I am being sarcastic).
How the hell can a person be a nun without masterbating?
” God , how do you feel about masterbation?”
” I think if people masterbated everyday the world would be a more peacful place”
OK there you have it.

In a couple of weeks , myself and some other corporate Coyote members are going to a seminar called The Happiness Advantage. The goal is to readjust our thinking to become more positive in our actions professionally and personally.
Someone asked me a personal question during my inquiry into enlightenment. ” what are your negatives when it comes to relationships ?” it was like opening up a floodgate.
Number one . I have heard ” I am so low maintenance that I am high maintenance” Number two I have heard ” you toss and turn and don’t sleep long enough” (yes 1 man broke up with me cause it drove him crazy) . I was watching the show Medium tonight and for the first time I realized ” omg the not sleeping well at night is almost breaking up her marriage,” then I read about it in Mens Health magazine. Those are only two of the many flaws I possess. Oh crap let’s hope this happiness stuff works cause my future is looking awfully lonely.
On a positive, loneliness won’t seem so bad if I am making money . Go bars go!

OK I just spent the last hour researching the difference between increased salaries and dividends. S corps, llcs. Boring Painful. I think I learned a lot.

The world is going in slow motion it seems. We are waiting for some important issues to be resolved on leases. And waiting and waiting !!
We are very close to signing space in Romania. How fun.
I got nothing more. Fanfare and Rot Rally this weekend. Money holla

Painful week for the bars. Only Austin and NY seem to be holding strong. Even San Antonio is down this week. Heading to Rot Rally next weekend in Austin! Holla.
We are getting our trade show schedule together. I am definitely going to the one in Tokyo. I should bring Jackson.
Shout out to New Orleans ! Emma Watson , Hermione from Harry Potter, stopped by yesterday afternoon. I bet she is so pretty in person.
“Lil, I have been working with a company that can do an incredible Coyote Ugly app. Oh by the way , its only $125,000” By the way, Hell No!

It’s been a very kid heavy few weeks. Jackson’s last day ever at his school is tomorrow. Tonight we had a dinner for his teachers , parents kids to say thank you and goodbye to his school. The teachers and parents were so beautiful.” Jackson is an excellent student, great person” . I was so overwhelmed by the incredible sentiment about my son . ( I over heard his dad say that we had to have only one kid because there were too any bad genes between us we figured we got lucky with him lol)
Well the most incredible moment came at the end of the night . ” mom I love you. Thank you for introducing me to great music. Not one of my friends knows Korn so I am much cooler then them” lol

Sitting in my local car dealership waiting for my car. Two other people are in the waiting room waiting as well. The local news showed a story of a man who jokingly put a baby in a laundry mat washing machine. All 3 of us looked up shocked. If there is a positive to that poor baby’s incident , it is that 3 completely different people joined in a harmonious ” what the fuck” . A very special moment.
The world is off its Axis because Daniel is judging a bikini contest in the Denver area. Maybe we can judge him in a bathing suit eating a big Mac.

Lee, his wife, and myself started the Insanity video workout yesterday. ( in different states). Within 6 minutes you are drenched in sweat. I find it refreshing that even though the people in the DVDs have outstanding bodies, sometimes they have to stop and rest. It makes them more real to you. Ok well two days in and I am invigorated.

Mac from Memphis is killing me! He keeps on going back and forth on the anniversary date for the bar. ” grow a set and just pick a date!”
It’s about 100 degrees here and I am thankful I don’t own any guns cause one wrong word and I could just knock some people off. Only kidding.

Woke up in a good mood and once I started reading my work emails I am now pissed off. Urge. I am at my wits end with the NY GM. The positive is that in 6 months she has actually doubled the numbers. Really Doubled! The bar is doing really well. But she always late! She’s disorganized. 2 times in one week Daniel has called me completely exasperated with her tardiness. A new draft system was supposed to be put in today and she was late so the guy left! I said to her ” you make the schedule! You have the ability to change the schedule since you worked last night and get someone else to open. This isn’t rocket science. I am so pissed off right now .

Omg Donna Summer passed away. She was a big part of my 8th grade year flirting with boys at The Rink in New Rochelle , NY. Skating with a boy to “Last Dance”. Childhood doesn’t get better then that! RIP

John Travolta /Gay. 15 years ago when I was married my son’s dad would travel to LA a lot for his screenwriting career. I remember him coming home and telling me that John Travolta would have his lovers at the sets . Supposedly everyone knew he was gay. So this lawsuit isn’t front page new in Hollywood.
Now that we cleared that up I am having a beautiful morning. I drove home this morning from Lafayette, La to New Orleans. I left at 5:30 am and while crossing the Atchafalaya Basin Bridge which goes over the swamps I saw the most beautiful sunrise. Seeing the sun rise over the bayou was gorgeous. Today is a big day in Coyote world hopefully I will be making a big announcement in the next week about our newest bar!