Run to the store, Cara from OKC is in Playboy this month! Playboy and the Coyote Ugly Calendar, she’s a superstar. I don’t care if you would or wouldn’t pose nude. Every girl has a fantasy about at least being asked and being thought of in that sexy way. Do you practice posing nude in front of the mirror? ” mr photographer my right butt cheek is so much better then my left” I read an article that Bellinda Carlyle was asked to do Playboy. She was supposed to lose weight but showed up at the shoot very heavy. They had to photoshop inches upon inches on her. ” is she heavy or is she Rubinesque?”

I have no idea what Davidoff Cool Water is but after seeing their ad with Paul Walker I am hooked. Holy shit he is hot! My god . One night just one night! I bet I would be chicken . 3 1/2 years with the same guy. Damn I used to be a player! Lol
My god I am having a great work day

“Jackson finish your homework!” ” Mom your movie is on and I think I am ready to watch it.” We turn it on for 10 seconds. ” Mom I think you should be really ticked off that you aren’t the main character”. ” Great now lets save the movie for another time and do your homework”
Unbelievable.
If I was the main character, then it would of been a whole different type of movie my son. And it would of been rated R.
Making miracles happen today

Holla go Saints! I can’t believe the Bills lost today that sucks.
Loving my bars today. My god they rock! In a couple of weeks we are heading to London for a tradeshow . I am pumped to start conquering more of Europe!

$100 up from Vegas! Jeff and I were at the blackjack table and this very loud women ( riske outfit)barged up to our table. First thing I thought was that i needed to watch my stuff because she might steal something. Later on I found out that she is a hooker that frequents the casinos trying to pick up.
Regardless! Jeff and I had so much fun. Now back In my regular Coyote world.

Holla. Sitting in Vegas. Jackson and I went to Lee’s wedding yesterday. My first ever theme wedding. Quentin Tarantino’s movie True Romance was the theme. Guys were supposed to look like the guys in the movie and girls were supposed to wear teal leopard. ( no one wore teal everyone wore leopard).
Fun
Jackson and Lee’s step daughter spoke for hours. Who knows?
Freaking New Orleans killing it today with Kegs and Eggs! Go Saints. ( sitting in las Vegas airport cause Jackson is flying home unaccompanied minor. Watching pre game until they take off)
Memphis freaking awesome night! Nashville rocking it!
Didn’t get Austin numbers yet.
My room in Vegas sucks. You can hear the nightclub all night I am exhausted.

Thank god its a new day. Yesterday was that day you cringe at every new email. Everyone has excuses. Freaking take responsibilities for your actions.
Obviously my attitude has not gotten much better from yesterday so I am going to pull away and get a cup of coffee.
Way to go Austin for having a killer week.
Also Milwaukee much improved happy hour yesterday.

” I get asked for the corporate picture all the time.” really Lee? I mean who are all these people asking for the corporate picture? If Our corporate picture is in such high demand we should start selling it. ( sarcasm).
He looks good in that picture, I don’t . “Great Lee make refrigerator magnets out of it and send it to all your friends .” OMG Urgh

You know when you have an ah hs moment. Jackson got an invitation to play tennis from two little girls in his class. The mom picked them up from school and told me that she was bringing them to her place to get into their tennis dresses. The ah ha moment is ” shit is gym shorts and an AC/DC shirt appropriate tennis wear? Oh well.I am not a country club person this is out of my area.

Nothing like some old school Snoop Dog and Dr Dre in the morning. Ain’t nothin like a g thing. ” we in da club” I love dancing with Jackson in the morning .
Possible licensee. Possible will become probable if they Pay Up. Jeff might need to hone his negotiating skills . He is negotiating a tropical location and they came back with An even higher proposal then their first! Good mood todaay. Let’s make some money.

Leave Cyndy Anthony alone. Poor thing. She can’t psychologically handle anything else. I can only imagine that as Casey’s mom she is unable to process her daughter as a participant in the murder of her grandchild. Her whole life at this point must be a constant questioning ” could I have done more?” ” what did I do to make Casey lie” and on and on. If she needs to believe her granddaughter’s death was an accident then let her. I can’t imagine being in her shoes.

Coyote Ugly Whisky coming out soon. Is it true that people were trying to have a ménage a trios and that triggered the jet fighters landing the plane? I need a mile high date!
Ok Cindy and George Anthony on now

Fighter jets escorted a couple commercial flights to their destinations because a few passengers made frequent and long bathroom trips yesterday. Do you know How much time I spend in the airline bathrooms after the anniversary parties? I remember bartending at the Village Idiot one night. I finished at 5 am then had a 7 am flight to Miami. That was bar none the worst flight of my life. I threw up from takeoff to landing . How embarrassing if fighter jets forced us to land just cause I drank too much the night before .

Really? A guy buys 3 body shots but won’t pay. The cops get called and give him the choice of paying or going to jail. He chooses going to jail. Go figure. Dumbass.
The Memphis log was hysterical ( even though we made very little money) ” I have never managed a night where more credit cards were declined… Hey can you put $5 on one card and $5 on another”
Lol

I went the other day to the doctor and I said I wanted to be tested for everything. Well it’s great to see my blood tests. No HIV no Hep A, B, or C . Awesome .