This Thanksgiving took the cake. The level of anxiety was at an all time high. Everyone fighting. The dinner was a disaster. The turkey was ready three hours before anything else. At one point , the teenager is yelling, my sister is yelling. My mother is doing the “whoa is me speech “! Then I started screaming. My son and nephew claim that they were being used as child labor by my dad. Then top all the stress and tension with my mother throwing up after eating my nephew’s spicy wings.
I am exhausted every time I get home from family . I love them all but the Latin drama is so draining!

Happy Thanksgiving! Jackson and I are in North Carolina visiting family. He would always complain about flying but after the 25 hour flights to and from Thailand he is happy as a clam with these short flights! Welcome to the land of crazy. I know I can be nuts. My sister is definitely nuts. Her kids are also a bit nuts. And then my mother is the queen of crazy ! Just a small example. My sister is putting in an addition to her house. Due to this she has had to pack up her furniture, kitchen stuff etc. My mother calls me last night. ” is your sister baking an apple pie? Me: No mom her kitchen is unusable. Mom : But she always bakes a pie. Me: mom all of her kitchen things are packed in boxes. We will buy one. Mom: i cant believe shes not going to bake a pie. ” now for my mothers conversation add a Colombian accent and the tone that life is so depressing amd hard. Urgh
Jackson , sorry buddy but you have crazy and both sides of the gene pool! “

I promised myself when I moved to New Orleans that I would not go to Harrahs and gamble. Well after 9 years I broke. I have been there twice in one week. Well I am up $100. I rallied after being down $400. I love poker but at the casinos I usually play blackjack . So addicting

Listen up investors! I think you will be pleased with October’s dividends ! It’s been a slow increase since last year but it’s increasing! Very pleased! I have got to change things up a bit with the girls. We are cultivating great team work but no superstars ! I want to see a few rock star Coyotes! I have no idea who I am going to take to help open Milwaukee. Our A team now are great sellers and hard workers but I miss the days of watching a girl and not being able to take my eyes off her cause she is an unbelievable entertainer!

A glimpse into PMS:
The Coyote Truck pulls up to my house to pick up it’s fitted tool box: ” Jackson get in the truck I need to take pictures of you with the truck before I sell it”
“Trey do you think I am an idiot? I know you weren’t alone at Taco Bell”
” Everyone is out to get me”
” That was a good truck. A company couldn’t ask more from a truck!”
Hello Period!

Hot damn! San Antonio rocked ! I am also very pleased with Okc. Good job. The only bar a bit down for a Wednesday was Denver but I loved that the GM said they really tried hard considering it was slow. Sometimes it’s the slow nights that make you a great seller!

Yes I am a dumb ass ! I left my car lights on so I am waiting to get my car jumped in the airport parking lot. The roadside assistance woman said ” I am so sorry that the car is not functioning properly. Can I ask what the problem is?” ” miss there’s nothing wrong with the car other then I am an idiot!” I swear the woman didn’t know what to say after that!
I went to Las Vegas to meet the new owners of the Coyote Ugly there. Our meeting coincided with the Vegas 9 year anniversary. I was shocked that they didn’t even have a party to celebrate that. I would love to go out there again and organize a party for that bar! 9 years! That’s a great accomplishment in this industry!
New Orleans freaking rocked last night! Thanks Marines! Be safe and be proud.

I can’t win! Last night got to the airport for my flight to Vegas. I forgot my fucking ID so I had to head home . When I got home I called expedia and was able to confirm an early morning flight. ( by the way my wallet was in my liquids ziplock the whole time, I am an idiot). I am at the airport today and it is overrun with senior citizens. I almost missed my flight because the group of them ahead of me had over packed their check in bags and weren’t willing to pay extra! What a freaking clusterfuck! It is comical when the old ladies get pissed off!

Was ” the situation” from Jersey Shore ” Coked” up on the Today Show this morning? I couldn’t stop watching him sniff and talk.
I went out with Jess, Jazz, and Lala last night! The New Orleans bar is going to miss Jess when she goes back to Austin.

Those are the Saints I love! Big win! We needed that.
Jackson and I donated some of his toys to the childrens hospital yesterday. Can you donate candy? If I don’t get all this hallow wen candy out of the house I am going to explode.
Last night at 11 pm my house alarm went off. I grabbed Jackson and called the cops to come over. I locked him in one of the bedrooms and all I had to give him to protect himself was bear mace. Scary

Just received an analysis of Memphis’ expenses by Daniel. I wonder do the analysts for Hard Rock write ” sales are up 40% my dick is getting hard” ? ” your doing a great job so I will refrain in calling you a retard.” Are these normal phrases for big corporations? It’s just a matter of time before there is litigation over Daniel’s verbiage . ” Ms Lovell have you ever heard Daniel use terms like “retard” “eye fuck” ” dumb ass” to employees?”

Now my real sex dream can become a reality!
It appears “Team Jacob” is a fan of “Team Black and Gold.”
Teen heartthrob and star of the “Twilight” movies Taylor Lautner was spotted at Saints practice on Thursday afternoon.
Lautner, who plays the werewolf Jacob in the hugely successful film series, is reportedly in town for the filming of the fourth film, “Breaking Dawn.”
Lautner was spotted hanging out at the back of coach Sean Payton’s news conference. He also watched the team practice.
The teen star was also seen
on the sidelines with Payton
during Sunday’s game against the Cleveland Browns.

I am so in lust with Taylor. I hate the term cougar but I will cougar him!

The bars sucked last night! Hoping it’s the calm before the storm of this weekend. I am really impressed with Jess from Austin. She’s the interim Gm for New Orleans until Katie gets here. She has really stepped up. I am proud of her.
I had a sex dream about Kevin. When I woke up I was disgusted with myself! It’s not that exclusive a group. I have had sex dreams with Brad and Angie, recently Russel Brand, i even had a sex dream about Bill Clinton once. Lol I think the dream is fueled by the Twilight movies. Kevin spent the majority of our Thailand trip without a shirt on. He’s obviously very proud of his muscles . I felt like we were in the movie and he was the Jacob character. ” do you ever wear a shirt?”
Women are so different. Even when I go to the beach I have to strategically enter and exit the water so people don’t see my backside.

Way to go San Antonio. 100 bodyshots and 2 tidal waves. Awesome! Why the fuck anyone buys tidal waves I will never know. But then why do people buy drinks out of my socks?
Today is Jackson’s 11th birthday. Heading out for Pizza and ice cream