Lil Spill

The 2003-2018 blog of Liliana Lovell, Coyote Ugly Saloon Founder

December 23, 2010

This is priceless. This year I told Jackson that he has to use his own money for Christmas persents that he gives others. I am going to take he and his friends to Borders to get some things. The look on their faces was priceless when I explained that they need to factor in tax! Over the past few months I have received bad emails about the Denver girls! Urgh

December 23, 2010

An article about my people: This holiday season, the Colombian military is trying a unique angle to get guerrillas to lay down their arms: It is creating Christmas trees deep in the jungle in hopes the holiday spirit will tug the rebels back home. The first tree of "Operation Christmas" was decorated in the jungle of southern Colombia, the military said. Two units in two Blackhawk helicopters dropped in on a supply path that the guerrillas are known to use...

December 21, 2010

I have been getting a lot of dental work done to straighten my teeth. Today I walked in to see a picture of my mouth on the screen at the dentists office. The staff was very complimentary of my lips. The dentist actually said when your teeth are straight I would love to see you in a bright lipstick. Well I came straight home and have been just looking at my lips trying on different lipsticks , like I was...

December 15, 2010

Am I in a parallel universe? My son just walked in the house and said " mom you know how trickle down economics doesn't work!" just yesterday we were talking about butt cracks . Today he's explaining the economy.

December 15, 2010

"Sorry I missed dance practice I was in jail for falling asleep at the Mc Donalds drive through." Man you got some real problems. Missing dance practice falls way low on the list." I just want to say thanks to the few Nashville girls who work really hard. I wish in life everyone worked as hard as you guys and the team was stronger but right now we will just have to strive to make the weak ones step up...

December 14, 2010

Two days with the Nashville girls! I want to get a shank and kill myself. Only half the girls showed up cause of the cold in Nashville. I love the die hard girls. The real hard workers. And believe me that I take note of the girls who don't put in the time. I think what threw me over the edge today was when one of the girls described an incident with one of the managers. Well after breaking the...

December 11, 2010

At the Nashville anniversary party, a former employee came up to me at the beginning of the night and said " hey Lil, this is the worst party" . I have had periods in my life when I have felt spiteful or mean spirited but I kept it to myself. The only thing that that comment from that girl made me feel " thank god this bitch doesn't work here any longer. " I just don't get it. If you...

December 11, 2010

I loved the fact that at the Nashville anniversary party the girls rolled their own sushi as part of their Geisha night. And it was delicious!!! Such pretty girls. Monday Jacqui and I are meeting in Nashville to try and do something new with the girls. I am excited about it. I think this will be a new fun experience! By the way Nashville was 19 degrees the other day. Fucking cold!!! Tonight I went to Jackson's Lacrosse practice, in...

December 8, 2010

On my way to Nashville anniversary party! Of course my flight is delayed. Yesterday and today I went to the dentist. My mouth is so sore and sensitive to heat and cold. I haven't eaten a thing since yesterday morning. I just left a message for Daniel absolutely no shots. I will have a glass of wine which I need to drink from a straw. Also just got my first pair of glasses! Urgh aging. Just when you become truly...

November 30, 2010

So my laptop and desktop blew on the same day! Fuck Started the nuvaring birth control two weeks ago. All this modern technology and scientific invention. Can't they fucking make a birth control device that doesn't make you look like you've been eating fudge cake everyday? Also , I can be depressed and angry all by myself, do I really need extra emotional bullshit just because I want to be on birth control!

November 29, 2010

This Thanksgiving took the cake. The level of anxiety was at an all time high. Everyone fighting. The dinner was a disaster. The turkey was ready three hours before anything else. At one point , the teenager is yelling, my sister is yelling. My mother is doing the "whoa is me speech "! Then I started screaming. My son and nephew claim that they were being used as child labor by my dad. Then top all the stress and tension...

November 25, 2010

Happy Thanksgiving! Jackson and I are in North Carolina visiting family. He would always complain about flying but after the 25 hour flights to and from Thailand he is happy as a clam with these short flights! Welcome to the land of crazy. I know I can be nuts. My sister is definitely nuts. Her kids are also a bit nuts. And then my mother is the queen of crazy ! Just a small example. My sister is putting in...