Lil Spill

The 2003-2018 blog of Liliana Lovell, Coyote Ugly Saloon Founder

September 13, 2016

Wait what ? I am going to be on a serious business program in Bishkek but at the end I have to do a comedy skit? As they say in the south " I was sweating like a whore in church . Yesterday was a long day . I did 7 various press events . They hired makeup and hair for me . https://youtu.be/Px3GITxq-MQ https://youtu.be/6zcTsT5GHBc

September 9, 2016

On first plane ! 24 hours to get to Kyrgyzstan . I packed  everything for the week in a carry on bag . My lay overs are too short I did not trust that my bag would make it on the other legs . Lets open this bar in Bishkek . Coyote Ugly Kygyzstan opens Wednesday !

September 8, 2016

I am channeling Bill Murray's character from Caddy shack . My across the street neighbors have 4 cars . They park at least 2 of their cars in front of my house leaving me with with finding alternative parking . By the way , they have a garage which they never use . Yesterday  I Snapped ! I waited till they left and the spot directly in front of their house was vacant . I parked my car there ....

September 7, 2016

$300 worth of makeup . I am doing a lot of press events in the next few months so I decided to up my normal CVS brand of makeup . So of course I went out yesterday and bought fancy makeup that I do not know how to put on . But the universe answered my prayers  " Liliana can we set up Hair and Makeup for your press conference in Bishkek. " Thank you oh Devine universe.  I had...

September 7, 2016

New staff in Bishkek finish their first boot camp day with Victoria!!! Thanks Victoria ! And Daniel of course. They have been to clubs, hookah, today they saw Futball. I have been swamped with emails the last few weeks. CALGON take me away.  Went out with Pinky ( regional from Denver) . Guinness and Irish Whiskey. I hated him the next day. But we had fun.  By the way Austin way to go !!

September 2, 2016

Kyrgyzstan staff getting chosen tonight!!! Can't wait to get the pictures. This will be Victoria's first girl search as dance instructor. Go get em!!! I leave in a week. Less then 2 weeks before Bishkek opens. I am very very excited. My friend Leslie actually purchased a ticket to meet me there. Fun

September 2, 2016

I am still laughing at this anti gay thing. So it got me thinking; What women would I sleep with?  I would sleep with 1. Gina Gershon ( super hot in that movie with Jennifer Tilly 2. Emilia Clarke from Game of Thrones . (But she has to be in character). 3  Kate Winslet. Can not be flat chested. I would prefer real breasts to fake. I already have fake and see them daily. And I want a little meat...

September 1, 2016

I can't help but keep laughing . This woman got kicked out of Memphis bar for being unruly .  She decided to call the press and claim that Coyote Ugly is anti gay . I am literally hysterical laughing thinking , half the bartenders were probably gay that were working that night . In my twenties I was gay for one night . Lol " instead of blaming your behavior on us why not say " I am sorry, I...

August 28, 2016

RIP Carl. Lung cancer , died within a month of diagnosis . He never smoked or drank . Incredibly sad . Your NYC family will miss you dearly

August 25, 2016

" Why is Jeff the lawyer writing operation responses to our new partners in Japan?" Quick answer : he's going on vacation again and this is his way of pushing us on his schedule. Denver and NYC rocked last night!! Very very pleased. Lee is editing the 2017 bikini calendar. It's not necessarily a style I love but it will be an interesting change. He is putting a lot of work into this. I said yesterday if this  doesn't sell...

August 21, 2016

I sent Kevin and Michael to Tokyo to approve the new site and view other neighborhoods for future sites. I received 1, I repeat 1, call about work while they were drunk. Our new Japanese partners took the boys out every night. Yesterday's videos  from their Karaoke night at an  all male " Full Monty" club were hilarious. " Please universe, I hope Kevin and Michael didn't completely  embarrass the company. I hope they were actually good when they did...

August 19, 2016

Thank you Dinesti for getting Jackson's special olympic team some tickets to the Chargers game. My son is a coach for special olympics. His team has been asked to go on the field during half time ,  throw some passes and catch some balls. There were not enough tickets for some of the parents to attend so Dinesti rounded up a few tickets.  I wanted to go and see Jackson and the team but I gave the tickets to the...