Lil Spill

The 2003-2018 blog of Liliana Lovell, Coyote Ugly Saloon Founder

December 14, 2009

I sent Lee to OKC this weekend. A very bad report came back. I can't say I am surprised because that's why I sent him. The girls got a good review but a lot of other things were really falling apart. Now its put up or shut up time.  I know that bar can be great but it can't just manage itself. urgh I am reading Dennis Leary's new book, " Why We Suck." It is hysterical. Some of the...

December 12, 2009

I am tired. I took a plane every day for 5 days straight. It was so exciting to see the new dances at the anniversary party! The Nashville bar is so great it just needs a little TLC.  I think some positive energy would do that bar a world of good.

December 8, 2009

Last week I called jacqui and I said that I  wanted two new dances for the Nashville anniversary party. I even had the songs picked out already. I met her yesterday in Nashville and in her hotel room we choreographed the two new dances. It took us 7 hours to complete these dances and not to toot our horns but they are pretty great. Well today I stayed and watched her teach the girls just one song before I caught...

December 3, 2009

Thank god for San Antonio!!!After reading the manager's logs I am not sure if I want to kill myself or go Kent State on people! OKC and Austin not great but not bottom of the barrel horrible!! That's it everyone else is painfully slow. Yesterday after the psychic vampires sucked my energy my son came home and I was laughing and cheery within minutes. I had to quiz him in french for a history test. He was laughing so hard...

December 2, 2009

This is the email I just opened from jackson's school. "Dear Parents, It has been brought to my attention that two students in our Kindergarten classes have developed ringworm." I had a dog that had ringworm! You are freaking kidding me. I have to think positive thoughts but Jackson has had swine flu, sore throats, allergies. It seems like in the last 3 months he has caught everything. Gross!!! Please god, not for me but for Jackson, no ringworm!! Very...

December 1, 2009

We just received an inquiry about licensing. "... My boyfriend wanted to buy me a Victoria Secret but its only corporate stores so I came up with the idea of licensing a Coyote. Don't worry about the money. He is 82 years old , filthy rich, and will buy me anything." The words of a true entrepenuer. Jeff emailed me this inquiry with the title "We all need a sugar daddy or a sugar momma"  Its always been against my...

December 1, 2009

Very busy day!!! I have been nonstop on the computer today. I just went through all the manager's logs for the last week. It took everything I had not to hang myself. Across the board every bar did horrific numbers last week. Urgh. Trying to meet Jacqui to do a few new dance numbers. Sending two scouts out this weekend. Let's end the year with a bang. Go Saints!!!!

November 30, 2009

The Saints are freaking awesome tonight!!! I am getting excited about the Nashville anniversary next week. Just received dividends from Panama City. Very Nice. Their numbers are getting better every year. Very Much like Austin and Denver!!! Toronto is a head ache. Lee is trying to get out of scouting this weekend. A few new interesting prospects.

November 25, 2009

I bought my son a book entitled " Manual for the newly biten" . It reads like a real manual about what to do and expect when you first become a werewolf. My son is now obsessed with this. And yes he was told by his dad that we arrange his schedule around the fullmoons so that he does not get hurt by his father while his father is in his werewolf phase. ( 3 days a month). So he...

November 24, 2009

Haven't looked at the logs today yet. What is my life coming to when I am about to read Mary Jo Buttafuoco's book?  I just went online to read about Amy Fisher, who was Mary Jo's husband's underage mistress that shot Mary jo in the head. (Obviously, Mary Jo did not write this book from the grave so yes she lived. ) Amy went from inmate to journalist now she does porn. Nowadays, everyone does porn so is this a...

November 23, 2009

Conversation I had this week that I thought I would never have in my life!!! 1. " Honey since I was relocated I have no real friends in this town.   I was thinking about joining a motorcycle club to make some new friends .  As my " old lady" you may need to wear a " PROPERTY OF..." shirt if I join." My response,  as I was hysterically laughing, " you are out of your mother fucking mind!!!" I...

November 19, 2009

This is Jim (AM nashville) manager's log! I love starting the day off laughing. Thanks Jim you made my day!! Chasity shadowed me tonight, she learned the ropes of the closing manager. She picked a good night to watch me in action. I was amazing tonight, I made all of the right moves and we had a great shift!! Only negative would be that she intentionally passed wind on my right leg.