Lil Spill

The 2003-2018 blog of Liliana Lovell, Coyote Ugly Saloon Founder

August 18, 2015

"lay off the damn fried foods before the photo shoot". "what was it an all night blow fest before the photoshoot" This is the commentary going back and forth between Lee and I while reviewing the ad shoot photos . These girls are not Coyote Ugly emoployees but girls we hired from an agency specific to create new ads. Honestly they came out great but there are always a few pictures that are not attractive .

August 14, 2015

The apocalypse has hit New Orleans and people have stopped going out to drink . The bar is the worst in the company right now . It's fucking New Orleans!! There are more drunks per square block in the French quarter then anywhere on the planet . The staff is super pretty right now . My god what the hell is going on there ? If it wasn't 120 degrees in the shade  I would go next week . On...

August 12, 2015

" What? She left the safe door opened and the office door unlocked?" Unfucking believable. And supposedly she is asking for recommendations at other bars that we own. Yeah, I don't think so. Kevin just called me. I have been in a bit of a funk, I would like to say for the last few weeks but realistically for 8 months. " Lil once I get clearance from my eye doctor lets go fly fishing. " Little did Kevin know...

August 11, 2015

Class action suit filed against the Olsens. To paraphrase the main person starting the suit: "As an intern you are treated like an employee without the pay." Am I taking crazy pills but that is what the internship is based around. Getting practical work experience in a work environment without pay!!!" I won't post it but her name is in the various articles that are circulating. Guess who is now unhireable? We are in a world of entitled, lazy people....

August 10, 2015

Kylie Jenner gets Ferrari for 18th birthday! For those who are brewing with jealousy, just think about it. Money can't buy you love! If Tyga really loved her and cared for her why not do something special since she can buy a car for herself.  Write her a song. He is supposedly a rapper. Do something truly heart felt. Those are my two cents. Lilapalooza, my birthday celebration as my friend Leslie calls it,  might be in Sante Fe this...

August 8, 2015

"Woman runs London Marathon without Tampon to raise awareness." She lists two reasons for doing this. 1. To help woman who don't have the financial means to get tampons or other feminine products . OK I can agree with that. I can't imagine not having enough money to buy myself female hygiene products. That must be so scary for a young woman. And humiliating. 2. To destigmatize women when they have their periods.  I can't lie I haven't felt stigmatized...

August 7, 2015

Bars that are on my shit list!!!! In Order 1. San Antonio 2. NYC 3. New Orleans Wake up to this shit in San Antonio.  7 am I received a text " Lil can we do a call about San Antonio Yesterday was a day dealing with the bullshit happening in NYC New Orleans is simply doing very poorly and I want them to revamp SOMETHING!! Now I am in a bad mood. Last night I went to the 4...

August 4, 2015

Funny. celebrity.yahoo.com/news/heres-cast-coyote-ugly-looks-124100533.html Hmmm. Maria Bello played me in the movie. When I saw her at the premiere my son was a year old . We were chatting and I said to Maria " my son " Jackson" was born in October." Low and behold she had a son a year or two later and she named her son Jackson as well. A coincidence? HMMM I don't think so. Lol. Damn cool name.  Now I would like to request that people...

July 28, 2015

OMG! Every bar sucked last night. San Antonio and San Diego the only ones that I don't want to slit my throat over. Heading to San Antonio tomorrow for the 10 year anniversary party. Should be fun. I am hoping not so much fun that I need two days to recover. We started a new program where I have to approve all new hires. Yesterday I received a picture of this girl from Nashville. Honestly she wasn't very attractive. I...

July 26, 2015

The Offspring concert at Del Mar Racetrack ! The kid, his friend ,Monique and Katy. Fabulous time!!! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w5_eTK8Rk-E

July 24, 2015

The theatre that had the shooting last night in Lafayette , La was right around the corner from an old boyfriend's  apartment. We would go there every once in a while. So scary  

July 21, 2015

Except for Austin the bars rocked last night ! Monday night with huge numbers ! New Orleans finally showing some life. Bam ! I am sitting at the dock in Lake Arrowhead, Ca. Very peaceful . Jackson starts at Sanurai Pie today . Mac sent a text . " Tell him to wear clothes he doesn't care about because he will get dirty ". The life of a dishwasher / garbage man.