Lil Spill

The 2003-2018 blog of Liliana Lovell, Coyote Ugly Saloon Founder

May 5, 2014

My friend and her 3 kids are staying over. I put her son, who is 8, on the elliptical machine. Jackson survived so will he. What the hell Gretchen from SD is moving! God damn it the jinx of the calendar. I swear we pick these girls and by the time the calendar comes out they either quit or get fired. I need to get back to work. I am going nuts.

April 30, 2014

Today they started the right leg. I want to thank the universe for my downstairs neighbor. When I was returning home she saw me unsteady and a little emotional . Very painful day today . She has brought me food. Made me laugh . She even brought some weird syringe filled with naseau medicine that her late husband would rub on his wrists when he was very ill . ( I think my pain level probably doesn't compare to dying...

April 30, 2014

On the record , its 1:40 am. This week has been awful. My surgeries have left me in pain and depressed. Today I woke up seriously depressed. I put on some christmas music and everything turned around, Chantel , Judy and I had a wonderful lunch. Then I received a text from Daniel. He made a sneak visit to the New Orleans bar. I told him I was hurt so lets meet close to my apartment. We ended up going...

April 27, 2014

Last Night our boxing team hosted a kids boxing match. The kids are anywhere from 6/7- 18 yrs old. Kenner Boxing Club rocked. We won 5 out of 7 matches. Jackson, Leslie, and I were supporting the team. I can't say enough about how wonderful Axil Murillo is as a coach to these kids!! Some of the kids are from struggling families and that gym is like a home for them. I am going to help get them their uniforms!...

April 26, 2014

I am thankful today for my health and the health of my son. We are very fortunate. One of my Keywest bartender's son passed away the other night. 9 months old. So sad.I feel such sorrow for her. Life can be wonderful and cruel. I read a story today that seemed so incredible. I wonderful way to spend a short life. https://shine.yahoo.com/author-blog-posts/terminally-ill-teen-accomplishes-1-goal-bucket-list-200200894.html San Diego sucked last night. URGH

April 25, 2014

Professional cheerleaders make no money. We all know this. The cheerleaders know this. Anyone wanting to become a professional cheerleader knows this. Reading about the lawsuit that 5 of the Buffalo Jills Cheerleaders have filed against their management company is comical. http://sports.yahoo.com/news/buffalo-bills-cheerleaders-halt-season-202235251--nfl.html Lee is scouting Atlantic City again. Let's see.

April 24, 2014

I showed up for my appointment. (Let's preface this by saying that I have thrown up multiple times in the last 36 hours and I just feel very emotional.) The receptionist welcomed me in and said " can I take your picture?" Let's just say I flipped out. When I finally got into the procedure room I was close to tears and the doctor came in and hugged me. As he pulled away he said " I will blame you...

April 24, 2014

" Ashton , am I getting punked?" I just read all the managers' logs. Abysmal.It must be some cruel prank. Thank you San Antonio. They were the only bar that did well. I feel like complete and utter shit. " No jeff I haven't gotten the paperwork notarized yet. " I would like to say that I couldn't feel more miserable but in a few hours after my second procedure I have a feeling that how I feel now will...

April 22, 2014

Today was my first laser vein ablative procedure. It wasn't that bad. They numb the leg then stick a laser inside the faulty vein and kill it. " So this is both medical and cosmetic?" " Miss Lovell the veins are insufficient veins and they are deep so while you will still have veins on your legs , you are getting chances to stop any blod clots from killing you with the insufficient veins" 4 more of these procedures over...

April 18, 2014

I was going to speak about how incredible the Calendar shoot has been so far until I read " rapper severed penis then jump off building". http://www.cnn.com/2014/04/16/showbiz/rapper-severed-penis/index.html?hpt=hp_t3 That just lured me in. He lived. " Dumbass perhaps go from a building higher then 2 floors." All the news in the world: the ferry capsizing, avalanche on everest, Putin is unstable, yet this drew me in. Now I will be captivated. Did they reattach his penis? What drugs was he on?...

April 16, 2014

Gretchen ! Bam start of the calendar

April 14, 2014

So I am in SD. Wednesday night the girls start arriving for the 2015 Calendar shoot. I am scrambling trying to get our makeup artist different images for certain looks. I goggled Freckled face natural model . As I am scrolling down the images I see a freckled faced girl having anal sex. That was followed by a freckled faced girl giving a blow job. All the images and I did not find one great image of a natural looking...