Lil Spill

December 28, 2013

And the truth shall set you free. So Billy Club's brother does have a nickname. It's Gris short for Grisly. It seems that Gris likes very active aggressive sex. The grab your girlfriend , hoist her up against a wall and have sex with her while pulling feverishly at her hair and neck. Well Gris was dating a very attractive girl and they got into an argument. During this argument the girl said " Fucking you is like fucking a...

December 26, 2013

" Thanks for the bottles. From Billy Club's brother." That is what the message read in the package of chocolate I just received. In case memory is faulty , Billy Club is an investor of Coyote Ugly who holed up in a cabin with a one armed stripper for a romantic weekend earning him that moniker from his army buddies. Wonder what the brother's nickname is? I met him once. Good looking guy and draped all over this girl. I...

December 25, 2013

I have a wonderful life. Family, friends, dogs. I can say today, for the first time ever, I got everything on my Christmas list. Who knew The Griddler would bring me such happiness! Lee and I were chatting and he was also blessed with an incredible gift. He is one of my dear friends and an avid believer in conspiracy theories. He was overjoyed to receive a 3 day survival kit! I love that. ( I hope a redneck put...

December 24, 2013

" Jackson I am going out to dinner with Leslie, I will text you if I meet your new step dad." " Mom I am fascinated with Sweden so make him Swedish and he needs to love anime." After the triple caramel mud pie I just didn't have it in me to find this Swedish anime lover so I just came home. Some find it odd how I speak with Jackson but it works for us. Heading to San Diego...

December 23, 2013

" Princess , oh Princess " . As I am skiing down the hill I hear the screams of my friend. Even her ski instructor starting screaming " nice to meet you Princess. " After spending 3 days with my friend and her son I am now referring to myself as that. " Princess wants to go to the gym. Come on kids, the princess is getting annoyed with waiting. Dude, Princess needs a wine pronto." All of this because...

December 21, 2013

" dude you left me on the phone with 6 lawyers!" That was the text I got from our new landlord in San Diego. I opted out of a conference call Wednesday because of that reason. Lawyers: 80% working for their clients best interest and 20% ego. I can't stand those calls. There is one phrase in the lease that my side doesn't like. I reworded it and the landlord agreed with my new wording but my lawyers still don't...

December 19, 2013

On a conference call and all the participants are being introduced by a certain gentlemen. " This is Liliana Lovell the owner of Coyote Ugly and this is Jeff Wiseman, sorry Jeff I don't know what you do." Lol I wanted to say " Sir he's the company lawyer. He makes more then all of us and I can't pee without getting his approval." I need to see the girls from around the country. We haven't had real bright as...

December 15, 2013

December 15, 2013

Went to the Ballo Di Natale ball last night. Jackson was my date . Who knew I loved wearing a gown! I need to go to another formal pronto. NY had the Santa Con crawl yesterday! Hot damn there numbers were incredible ! We are throwing around ideas for the Austin 10 year anniversary party. Hopefully if Daniel and a Tommy don't butt in it can be fun!! Can't find my glasses so while I can't spell even with them...

December 14, 2013

Every week we all talk about the Denver bar. " THEY ARE DOING SO WELL. WOW PINKY REALLY HAS THAT BAR RUNNING ON A DIME." The shit hit the fan last night and I woke to text messages from Daniel about what happened. I don't even know what the fines will be, but they will be big. I am pissed. And Daniel has gotten my full wrath today. By the way in light of how F Pissed I am, don't...

December 12, 2013

This is the purest love of a child to her mom. http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/sideshow/and-santa-was-his-name-o-204617860.html I opened the San Antonio log yesterday to make myself feel better. Low and behold it sucked! That is definitely a sign of the apocalypse because that bar never sucks. OK NY your the steady horse right now, keep it up. ( I hope I didn't jinx it since I haven't looked at the logs today.) We are starting to interview graffitti artists for the San Diego site....

December 10, 2013

I was just listening to Britney Spear's new song "Work Bitch." I swear she called my parents and asked them for parenting tips and that inspired the song. I heard " You better work" every day of my life. My San Diego real estate agent texted me yesterday " Dude I am on a double decker bus in Manhattan and the tour guide just spoke about you and your bar." LOl pretty cool I will admit. Yesterday was a kind...