Lil Spill

The 2003-2018 blog of Liliana Lovell, Coyote Ugly Saloon Founder

November 8, 2013

Lil, Daniel, and Kevin delayed in Istanbul "How many drinks have they had?" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ta7mIaNFpBs

Just ran into Kevin and Daniel. Kevin is excited and Daniel looks like he has a hit on him. " lil we could have a great night in Chicago right now if we don't board." Lol reminiscent of the time Kevin begged me not to go to Dubai. Lol I am overpacked but I am happy. I wish Jackson was going on this adventure with me but one day he will want to adventure either with me or on his...

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Today I am grateful to Anthony from OKC. " I know the manager's logs are supposed to be more professional but can I talk shit to Tommy because his Houston Texans blew a half time lead of 21-3 at home." Lol Oh the shit talk back and forth made my day. Tommy's response " Are you bitter because Texas has 2 NFL teams while Oklahoma has.. well none.." This continuued with Jeff chiming in that the bills beat the Oilers...

November 4, 2013

Yes the lawyers have ruined my Lil Spill. " Lil you can't write that it opens you up to liable claims." " Lil you can't write that because it will alert one of the agencies." " Lil you hurt my feelings." My lil spills have gotten so boring!!!! Why can't I write " she got fired for eating another girl out during her shift in the bathroom."? Or why can't I write " He got fired for trying to take...

November 3, 2013

I have a splitting head ache! This Saints game is horrible!! WTF. Please dont lose to the Freaking Jets!!! A million people in town for Jazz fest and the New Orleans bar barely did better then a regular Saturday night. Here come the excuses. OK I have been reading about the NYC marathon. They did a story about celebrities that are running the marathon. My understanding is that runners have to time qualify to enter the race. Pamela Anderson is...

November 2, 2013

" Who stole what ? Which bar? Which manager?" I had to read it in the log . I was pissed that I didn't get a call about this. Unfucking believable! Jackson's dad and I went to his cross country meet today. At the end of mile 1 Jackson was jogging and chatting not paying any attention to the race. I screamed " pick up the pace!" His dad screamed " get in the game!" At the end of the...

November 1, 2013

Southern Eagle in New Orleans just picked up Coyote Ugly Whisky. Bam. I am so happy that my local bar will start carrying it soon!!! I have Lee going to San Diego. We are starting to move forward. It would be incredible to have a New Years Eve Opening. ( Cross Fingers) I am in the " you embarrass me" stage of parenting. ' MOM I don't want you coming to the halloween block party." Halloween was always our favorite...

October 28, 2013

Trying to scramble and get work done. Todays text messages Daniel " my mom has a bad feeling about Nepal" Me " of course she does . She will be pissed if she just bought a house in Austin and something happens to you." Kevin " I plan on lighting Daniel on fire for warmth and he will be the first one eaten in a life and death scenario" Me " tell your mom that the positive thing about something...

October 27, 2013

14 years ago today the best thing in my life arrived! Jackson is 14 today. Time flies. ( the first 4 years seemed like eternity but after year 4 the time flew). I am so thankful for him. He gives me purpose in life. He is truly unique. Intensely intelligent. Such a dry sense of humor that not all people get it. Joyful at the little things. He's growing up into a complex young man. Yesterday Jackson invited a friend...

October 25, 2013

I just got the medical supply kit for my trip minus the tactical weapons that Chantel's husband recommended. " Chantel, he can't be serious?" Well low and behold I think he was serious but I opted not to bring weapons through airport customs. LOL Me " Supposedly Juliet Prowse slept with Elvis Presley under his grand piano." Friend. " You know he had shag runs every where. she must of gotten serious rug burn." Me " Fuck I have rug...

October 24, 2013

Talk about grumpy!! Jackson has very few jobs but he has to walk Bonnie in the morning. This morning he takes her out and comes back and she then goes to the bathroom on the floor. " mom she didnt want to walk." That just set the tone for my morning. I went to the park, jogged 1 minute , stopped and got back in my car. Then I made the mistake of reading the manager's logs. Milwaukee and New...

October 22, 2013

So far not the numbers I was hoping for during Fantasy fest in Key West. Today I had a call about next year's marketing for Fantasy fest. Lee was asking what the demographic was. My response " take the older bikers that go to Sturgis and picture them naked." That's it. The demographic skews in to 50s and 60s. No fear of body image or correctional officers. I hope I am cool enough with myself that at 60 I say...