Lil Spill

May 31, 2017

You are Fucking kidding me? " Miss Lovell I think you need to get tested for parasites." Nothing like giving a sample of "you know what" to feel old!! SO SO GROSS. It never felt gross when I did it for my dogs. Last week was the " I am staring at 50, and things look grim" , feeling. "How often did you eat sushi in Japan?" Everyday. Was it the blow fish? The bars did great this weekend. My...

May 16, 2017

Project " Thong on Birthday " is under way. I am so close ! Bars doing well. Last week in one day we had a Coyote give birth, a Coyote get married, and unfortunately a Coyote pass away. Cycle of life. We are a big family . It definitely effects all of us. I am heading to Nashville tomorrow. Exciting. Working new dance routines, meeting with the managers. Should be a very productive trip. Justin met with a potential licensee...

May 11, 2017

Nice friendly bet going between Nashville and San Antonio. It revolves around end of the year gross numbers. I will take both Lizzie( gm Nashville) and Marsha ( GM San Antonio) to a yoga retreat. The fun part of the bet is that the losing bar has to have the whole staff do a choreographed number to Beck's song Loser and post it on Youtube. Marsha just sent Lizzie a text " Lizzie you better start practicing". I am laughing...

May 8, 2017

Fun week last week . Lee and I headed to New Orleans to check out a possible restaurant site . Ran into many great friends as Jazzfest was in town . This week sampling new menu in San Diego . Life is good! Jackson worked the late shift last night at his new job . The boss handed him a key and said " close the shop tonight ". No procedure given either verbally or written . Jackson had no...

May 1, 2017

" Sorry my Russian licensees that I totally sucked at the hiring ad for the Russian bars." In my defence , I had a piss poor cameraman . Don't use friends who drink to film video clips. Hot damn Nashville, San Antonio and low and behold San Diego having a great weekend. Mano a mano. Nashville is edging San Antonio out on gross numbers but San Antonio is netting better. It will be a nail biter which bar does better...

April 21, 2017

Fighting Fifty! My new motto . About two weeks ago I noticed that I have a new wrinkle that is close to my mouth. Fine , who cares ? It's a wrinkle . But when I drink red wine , I get a purple mark in this wrinkle . I am disgusted . I wanted to age gracefully . My body is on point . I am a feminist . I want to be emotionally cool with my body maturing...

April 19, 2017

Some Psycho has written me and accused me of hacking his accounts. Lee and I were laughing this morning " DUDE I don't even know how to tag people on Facebook. " I am sitting here laughing at the absurdity of this. . I am currently locked out of my son's high school parent portal . I wish I had some hacking skills just to see my son's grades. San Diego revamping the menu. Excited to taste test the new...

April 8, 2017

Heading to Denver for anniversary party . A group of us are going to sushi tonight . I haven't eaten sushi with Lizzie since Tokyo . Tomorrow morning 5k with some of the crew . Hopefully Lizzie purchased us some costumes . Annuversary party starts at 2 pm , Sunday . A full two days Exciting ! Tomorrow's run won't be a slam dunk . Last time I ran at altitude I lasted about a mile . Denver is such...

April 3, 2017

I would like to microchip the managers. A company in Sweden is microchipping their employees. AFTER Saturday's visit to the San Diego bar I would love to do this. www.yahoo.com/finance/news/cyborgs-employees-getting-implanted-microchips-125759240.html I want to improve the microchip. The managers walk near the bathrooms and they are either subtly influenced into cleaning or they get shocked into cleaning . Everytime I email or text they answer immediately. It's been two days since the " WHY THE F CAN"T YOU HAVE TOILET PAPER IN THE RESTROOMS?:'...