Lil Spill

April 14, 2013

Omg!! We did it. Kevin, Mac, Lee and myself are offially Tough Mudders! 12 miles in Death Valley up and down canyons . The water obstacles were the worst. They keep the water at 36 degrees . There were between 10-12 water based obstacles . Horrible . Your legs would start to seize up. The obstacle called Artic Enema is where you submerge and swim under a wall. After I came up I felt panic . The water is murky...

April 13, 2013

April 12, 2013

This is awesome. I am sitting alone at the hotel restaurant eating breakfast. Two men come in and sit at the table next to me. One of them is texting on his phone. The other one says " stop texting and be present in the moment. Yeah, my wife says that to me every morning . It's almost as annoying saying it as it is hearing it." I swear its like sitting next to Paul Rudd and Seth Rogen. They...

April 11, 2013

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April 11, 2013

I love people who can laugh at themselves. My Key West head bartender sent me a video of herself falling while dancing behind the bar. The managers took a clip from one of the security cameras. This is awesome. Christina you rock! So freaking funny!

April 10, 2013

Is this considered multitasking? Working and texting fat ass comments? Mac and I have been CC'd on texts back and forth from Lee and Kevin. Kevin: " couldn't text I was bench pressing a school bus . Maybe one day I can bench press Lee's fat ass. Mac: " I've just been hooking up with bigger women all in the name of competition. Lee: Only took Kevin 4 hours to finish his diet of school bus cake, cement truck cake....

April 9, 2013

Sitting getting a pedicure because in my warped mind I feel like I need my feet to look nice for the Tough Mudder. Miss big professional dealing with so many bars so many issues and right now all I can think of is " what color will be most inspirational to me on my toes for the Tough Mudder ? " I am so girlie! Fucking running ruins your toe nails. I just looked down and my big toe is...

April 8, 2013

Key West, San Antonio, and OKC rocking on a Sunday night. Great job. My son got my eyes and my butt. Yup the Colombian butt is the dominant gene. The kid is thin with a great shape for a young man. In fact he already has the V. Broad shoulders coming down to a thin waist. But No pants or shorts fit him. Once they get over his Butt they become tight. This morning he came into my room to...

April 7, 2013

I was speaking to a friend who is a pilot. He spent a majority of his adult life piloting helicopters in the Army. We were speaking about women who are Inmate Groupies. Low and behold their are army pilot groupies as well. They are called Ruckerettes. I wonder what they call the bouncer groupies? Every bar has them. The girls who try to hang out close to the bouncers. I will have to ask one of our security guys. Destin...

April 6, 2013

The Destin bar rocked last night! What a great space. It was an old stand alone building that housed a BBQ place. As a Coyote it has the feel of a roadhouse. Love it. Outside they have dueling mechanical bulls. Really cool layout. The girls were fabulous. You want motivation to lose weight, go to Destin. 99 % of the staff have washboard abs. I have a decent stomach but I woke up today thinking, I need to up my...

April 4, 2013

" Leel ( lil) I wish I had patented the technology for a Yeti coola ( Cooler). " " Leel you could put your beer in that god damn coola for a week and it would never go Warm." This is the conversation between Chantel, Schmitty ( one of the investors in the Destin bar) and myself. Of course Chantel chimed in. " my husband tried to win a Yeti cooler through a radio contest." I had absolutely no idea...

April 3, 2013

We just received our official Tough Mudder start time and entry packet. Saturday April 13th, start time 11:20 am. Not sure how I feel about that. I do better in the morning . I hope the Death Valley sun doesn't cause a problem . That's right we are racing in Death Valley! Kevin made our team name Coyote Killer. I was surprised because he is so vulgar most of the time . I was expecting The Ugly Enemas ( one...