Lil Spill

The 2003-2018 blog of Liliana Lovell, Coyote Ugly Saloon Founder

October 7, 2012

2 days to get to Novosibirsk ( capital of Siberia) but well worth it. The bar was gorgeous. It was packed. and the staff is outstanding. I had a press conference in Siberia. The russian press conferences are always funny. The area in Siberia where the bar is located was a hot spot for the sciences. One reporter started telling me that for 60 years scientist from Novosibirsk worked on domesticating the fox and they finally did. He asked what...

October 3, 2012

Tummy tuck belt? Does this work? I am enthralled by this infomercial. I am at the JFK airport Hilton waiting to head for me first flight to Moscow. It's going to be a long day. Get to airport 2 hours ahead of flight 9.5 hours to Moscow 3 hour layover in Moscow 4 hour flight to Novosibirsk 18.5 hours to get there. That doesn't count my trip last night to NY from New Orleans. Today is the Novosibirsk grand opening!...

October 1, 2012

It's been a while since I was in college. And like most other students, I did my fair share of partying. But an Alchohol Enema? My god, people want to get so drunk that they put Alchohol up their butts? I am flabbergasted. Every freaking trip to Russia, I have to wait til moments before my flight to get my passport back with the appropriate visa. Doesn't matter how soon I get my passport and application to the appropriate place...

September 30, 2012

" dude the Japanese make great music!" " no 'dude'. The crap you make me listen to from your favorite animes arent considered great music." " mom it's awesome" " 'dude ' you are only feeling a psychological response to liking the shows" " mom your wrong " " Jackson I have spent hours listening to music with you and without you. Anime theme songs are not great music." This is the heated discussion going on in my house right...

September 25, 2012

Everyone is sick. Jackson is sick. I am feeling icky. And Daniel had to receive 2 shots and some prescriptions? Hmm? Jeff manned our Coyote Ugly Booth in Vancouver this past weekend. Today on our conference call he said " Lil there is a homeless, crazy guy in Vancouver who sat for 2 days at our booth and thinks the two of you are destined to be together." Ok 1. Define Homeless and 2. How crazy? lol

September 24, 2012

" Lil what's a 7and 7 ? I can't find it on Aloha?" It's Seagrams 7, " what's the other 7?" Oh my! " Lil so sorry I am late but I was blowing fire at a wedding" well that's a first . Key West was rocking this weekend. Although Last night was slow . I already can see a numbers trend when the cruise ships aren't in town. Off to catch a plane.

September 21, 2012

Scene:Macy's I am walking with a bag of school clothes for Jackson Whole conversation in Spanish Woman:do you speak Spanish? Me:a little Woman: are you Colombian Me: ( feeling a creepy vibe) yes Woman: do you know what foreigners do with their sales tax receipts? Me: I think you can bring them to the airport and get a credit for the taxes you paid Woman: can I have your receipts Me: ( in English) hell No After this incident I...

September 20, 2012

Key West is rocking. A few locals have written negative things about us. From what I am hearing from our staff, that is very common behavior by the Key West locals. I want to correct some of Inaccurate "facts" that have been mentioned. 1. That we only hired our people from other states. Totally false. Out of approximately 32 people we brought in 7 outside trainers to help train staff. 25 ( maybe more now since we are still hiring)...

September 18, 2012

Sitting in an aisle seat on Southwest. There is an older gentlemen sitting in the window seat in my row. As people start piling on the plane he leans over to me and says " we have zero chances of our middle seat staying empty. You are like a target . A target for big guys cause you are so small and creepy guys ... Just because. " lol Gratitude to Marsha. Marsha and I have become good friends and...

September 17, 2012

" you are living my dream!" I just met a man on my southwest flight that travels around the world going to exotic places. Bora Bora, Serenghetti, Antarctica . He saves up and takes these once in a lifetime trips every couple of years. His next spot being Necar Island , the Branson private island. Yes I travel a lot for work but for pleasure to see unbelievable sites sounds incredible . He showed me pictures of his Bora Bora...

September 15, 2012

I just dropped Jackson off at a dance. These girls saw him and started screaming" Jackson's here, Jackson's here" like he was Justin Bieber. I called his dad afterwards to tell him about it. He said " who knew braces and pimples would be part of his mojo?" lol Bars are rocking today.

September 13, 2012

My bar rocks! Key West opening was outstanding! When the girls did our new water Dance it was spectacular ! Thanks to Chantel, Katie, and Lizzie for putting that together. We unveiled our new "Devil Went Down to Georgia" dance, both Katie and I were nervous but they rocked it! No opening goes off without a hitch. 2 hours before opening the fire inspector comes in and tells us that we aren't in compliance with something and we Cant open....