Lil Spill

The 2003-2018 blog of Liliana Lovell, Coyote Ugly Saloon Founder

May 11, 2012

"take off eh ya hoser" or " ay dude you want a brew". I figure since I am fucking trapped in the Toronto airport probably forever, I need to speak like the locals. Landed in Toronto in plenty of time to catch my flight but the customs line took so long that I missed my flight. " why didn't the people from Air Canada pull you to the front of the line" I don't fucking know but they didn't !...

May 10, 2012

I finally won one! I left the moms and Avignon today for one day in Paris before I go back home. I finally got to Paris and I just walked and walked. Tonight I went to dinner by myself and had a huge meal. The waiter was surprised by how much I ordered so in broken French I told him it was my last night. Well he bought me dessert and a wine! Voila. Victory. Nobody likes eating dinner alone...

May 9, 2012

Interesting trip with the school moms. Only five psycho moms came to France to drop off their kids . Yes I am In that group. We were told that we could meet the families the first day but after that we could not interfere with the exchange program . This process was for their language skills to improve by having to fend for themselves within a family that does not speak English. I have abided by that. I just needed...

May 8, 2012

I was up for over 30 hours. Today I am good to go. I am sitting in a cafe in Avignon drinking a delicious cafe avec lait( coffe with milk). Jackson texted me this morning . I was expecting a " I like them mom " or " the kid is weird" something along those lines, but this is what I received " they fed me enough to feed a small school". That's it. I will take that as a...

May 7, 2012

Tired! I was in Key West for work last week. Right now I just landed in Paris with Jackson's class and we still have a 3 hour trip to Avignon

May 2, 2012

Tommy just received a letter from homeland security. He has 5 options how he will address this civil matter for carrying the nun chucks for the corporate photo shoot !lol unbelievable . Just had a meeting with two dads that want to give their sons a " present" . The present being a Coyote license agreement. " jeff why the fuck did you set up this meeting? You are kidding me" . The reality was tat the sons were nice...

May 1, 2012

When I got home tonight something seemed weird. A few things seemed out of place . Lights on that I don't normally turn on etc. I put the alarm on and checked the house. No one is here. My dogs aren't even acting strange so it seems to be clear. But what just completely freaked me out is that when I went to the bathroom the end of the toilet paper was creased and folded like a hotel. Now I...

April 27, 2012

Went out with Lala last night. Too much fun and too much wine. I fell asleep with the tv on and this morning I woke up thinking " I have to stop taking my Beyaz birth control so I won't get blood clots". There is a commercial about getting blood clots from Yaz birth control. I am sure while I was sleeping it came on a hundred times . Big plans in the world this week. I am very excited...

April 26, 2012

Just got Panama City's numbers. Holy Shit they are rocking!!! Go PC Ok about to sign in a great great city!!!! Don't want to jinx it.

April 25, 2012

My high school friend''s son is Conner in the article Spring Buzz Cut with Murray Cancer Survivors Follow Event ID: 8653 Event Details Photo Gallery Donor List Event Updates Event Date: May 5, 2012 Start Time: 9:00 am Address: Molly Spillanes 211 Mamaroneck Mamaroneck, NY 10543 FUNDRAISING Raised: $2,025 Goal: $5,000 VIEW ALL: TEAMS SHAVEES (15) VOLUNTEERS Top Participants: Cole S. ($525.00) Matt P. ($425.00) Top Teams: Matt Pisani ($495.00) Brendan Greaney ($200.00) MESSAGE Katie Broderick was a normal 2...

April 25, 2012

Working out the other day and I heard this woman tell her trainer. " we need to kick this into high gear, I 'm on The " my boyfriend and I broke up, a new man is going to see me naked diet". Yeah I have been on that diet before too! Lol Lee had baby yesterday. So precious. Congrats to baby Savvy.

April 23, 2012

Slow day on the home front. We have about 4 projects looming over us right now. I found out today that Kevin went to scout a location without my approval. "Dude we can't fit anything else on our plate stop spending money to scout." We are always looking but we have two huge projects right in front of us and if they get signed that puts us into a holding pattern with architects, licenses etc. Its nice being busy. My...