Lil Spill

The 2003-2018 blog of Liliana Lovell, Coyote Ugly Saloon Founder

February 7, 2012

This is my work day: "I have received two very negative emails about the ... bar in the last week. I will reiterate what I tell every manager " the coyote is not a strip club." I don't want body shots to get so lesbianlike that it scares off women. And tell them to FUCKING calm down the obscenities on the mic. READ YOUR CUSTOMERS not all people want to be called " douchebag" or "pussy" Fix this

February 6, 2012

I am going to do a research project. On Gywenth Paltrows website she has remedies for hangovers. There are various products on her website. Over years of being in this business I can personally recommend one thing. Drink plenty of water while you drink. For every drink you imbibe , drink one glass of water. I am going to ask Daniel, Kevin, and ( not sure who drinks enough to be the 3rd) to help with this research. I will...

February 6, 2012

The Saints could of beaten either the Giants or the Patriots!! Damn. Well at least Eli is from New Orleans. An ok weekend for the bars. Nothing earth shattering . I've got nothing today. Jackson and I had an uneventful weekend. We didn't do much. Its been so incredibly dreary out. I am physically and mentally preparing for the NY anniversary. Going to be fun.

February 2, 2012

Jackson has been home sick for two days. This morning he finished his homework and then I said I know you are sick but any tv that gets watched has to be educational. So he's watched documentaries on dinosaurs, aliens, even the scientific description of The Moment of Death. Well I just walked in to him giggling. He's watching a documentary " How Beer Saved the World" . The idea is that harvesting barley started new agricultural technology. Then other...

January 31, 2012

Priceless stories rolling in! Lee asked all of us to bring props for the funny photoshoot. Kevin , Daniel, and Tommy brought knunchucks. When they left my house Saturday night Tommy had all their knunchucks in his suit carryon bag. Sunday , After drinking all night at the anniversary party followed by gambling at Harrahs he went straight to the airport to go back to Austin . It completely slipped his mind that his carry on contained all these weapons....

January 31, 2012

It seems that everyone had a little too much fun this weekend. Today is Tuesday. Two days post New Orleans anniversary party and other then the logs I have only received 2 emails. Yesterday Daniel was throwing up all day. Jeff felt like hell. And the topper was when Jeff and I were having a meeting with some bankers , Kevin walked in looking literally like the expression " look at what the cat dragged in" . He looked bad...

January 30, 2012

I am officially on the wagon till the NY anniversary. What an excellent anniversary party. Some of the Mom's from Jackson's school came by and they did bodyshots and had fun. So many people came by to say hello. Really fun. We had a ball the day before at my house doing the corporate photoshoot. What an excellent weekend but yes I can not have any alcohol for awhile. This morning everyone seemed pretty rough. Getting old

January 28, 2012

Jackson, Trey, Kevin, and I ran a 2 mile race this morning . I think Jackson and Kevin did it in 18 minutes. I am so slow but I made it! Ok 4 hours of sleep and 2 long days. Today everyone starts getting into town . Taking a new corporate picture. Having fun for two days. By the way yesterday was the official NY 19 year anniversary. ( party feb 12). Tomorrow 10 year anniversary New Orleans !!

January 26, 2012

Pow! Milwaukee good night. I am starting to see a light at the end of a very long tunnel. As usual San Antonio rocking it! This weekend is going to be fun with the New Orleans anniversary party. Walked into Jackson's school to pick him up. His principle was in a very chic minidress. I said " hot mama" she looked at me and said " what do you have a new job cleaning up after people?" ok so the...

January 24, 2012

Hot damn New Orleans 10 year anniversary party on Sunday. Omg time is flying. We are doing a new corporate picture. Two actually, one formal and the second one funny. The principle of Jackson's school called to say that Jackson has requested an after school book club. His dad and I looked at each other like " what?" I said to his dad " you know this means I am going to get roped into reading this stuff?" his dad...

January 23, 2012

I just joined the Jewish Community Center. It has an awesome gym and its close to my house. Well I went to the gym this morning for the first time and I was stunned at how many people had gorgeous , chiseled legs. After I finished I called my Jewish friend Jill and said " I never knew your people had such gorgeous muscular legs." her response " of course they do, its from all the fleeing." As I have...

January 18, 2012

Hot Damn my search is starting to pan out!! A few old regulars got in touch with me!Not one of them remembers anyones last names. How funny that you can hang out with people for years and not know their last names. "Beertruck where are you? I know its Paul but no freaking clue what your last name is. Beertruck remember when you were a dumbs ass and invited your parents to your birthday party at the bar? Yes you...