Coyote of the Month Coyote of the Month

Hometown:

Tampa, FL.

What makes you a good Coyote?

My undying desire to shake it and tell really bad jokes on the mic.

How long have you been a bartender?

Too long.

What is you favorite Coyote story?

Just one? Once I put my red lipstick on every guy customer’s lips. They all kissed each other on the cheek. It was a revolution.

What do you like to do on your off time?

I recover, write music, and play guitar (yawn).

What is your favorite type of music?

Anything that makes me dance or clean my apartment. I like girls that rock!

What do you look for in a guy?

Very large hands.

Do you think the movie is anything like the real thing?

The movie was produced by Disney.

Do you have any advice for women who want to be a Coyote?

Pour a good drink, keep a good beat, and take a cab home from work.